Arrival at Castle Anthrax
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Sighs Skarkill, I'm starting to wonder if it is cost effective to have you around. Your invoices last month for new irons, new pokers, new whips, new chains, a furnace, the electric chair, your paddles recovering and that Hanson CD cost me a small fortune!
Very well, I shall have the room sound-proofed but only on the condition that myself and Melisandrinoff (I really need a shorter pet name for you dear) can borrow the whip and some irons.
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I'll more then make up for it though, when you need me to. I'm worth every penny
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........LOVELY."
"That's fine yer Semtexship...errrr Lordship."
"You an Misstrtess Melisan... err Meli, Malisan, Mel, Mal. Well your Misstress can borow my Toys when ever you like."
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I trust you shall be Skarkill. Mel and I have very high hopes for you.
I have received warning that there is a Dungeoneer loose in Level 2. Be a good fellow and bring him to me..
Actually. Just take him straight to the basement and 'introduce' him to Nibbler, he could do with a good meal.
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"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE."
"Don't worry your Lordship."
"I'll have the little pest back her for Breakfest with you an your Mistress."
"Grippa, Rhark. I've got three things to say to yers."
"Dungoneer, Level 2, FETCH."
Grippa and Rhark scurry off sounding there Horns as they go.
"HEHEHEHEHEHE......LOVELY."
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Excellent Skarkill. I hope you have more success with this one than most of the others.
If your little friends manage to bring back the filthy human child then you shall be well rewarded.
Hmmmm. My mirror shows me that this particular child may proove to be a problem for us. I think I'd prefer it if you handled this personally.
Bring him to me....if you fail....you will find things most Un-Lovely for the next few weeks. I think an intimate introduction with your own toys should be punishment enough.
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Hmmmmmm.
Skarkill, I must say I'm impressed. This one does look particularly nasty.
Now, what to do with it?
Ah, I know. Skarkill, get the wheel.
Skarkill hurries off and returns seconds later with a large pink wheel surrounded by flashing lights
Thankyou my manicle obsessed friend.
Now Dungeoneer, you're real name matters not, as you can see the wheel is split up into equal sections. This one shows Melisandrinoff, this one me, next to it is your captor Skarkill, Then Motley, This one is Nibbler and this tiny little section here represents your freedom.
Skarkill, you may spin the wheel and decide the fate of this whelp!
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The wheel slows down and comes to a stop on.......Skarkill
You sure you didn't cheat my wheel? Bah. The luck is yours today.
Very well, take him away and do with him what you will. Be quick though. I have a new mission for you, my most loyal of servants.
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A Very sadistic smile appers on Skarkill's face.
"Come on my little playmate. Lets go and.......play."
Skarkill manhandales the dungeoneer over to the steps.
"Carefull its a long way down."
Skarkill pushes the kid who dissapers down the stone steps with a scream of terror, followed by the sound of breaking bones.
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........LOVELY."
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Right. Leave him there. No doubt Grippa and Rhark will take him back to your room, you can finish with your fun there.
Now, My next job for you is a little treasure hunting mission.
I want you to scour the land in search of a suitable present for The Mistress. You know I'm thinking of asking her to marry me so I need a gift to signify my love for her.
Make it interesting, you know how she tires of the usual rings, custard, necklaces etc.
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Hmmmm. Different. Where would you get this heart?
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Ah, so it would be fresh as well.
Skarkill, you're a genius.....well maybe not. More a one-eyed freak with a manacle fetish and a peculiar taste in friends.
Yet despite this, I think you've had your first ever good idea. Congratulations.
Worry about the Heart tomorrow. Come and join me for a goblet of brandy.....
.......SIT!
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Now Skarkill you should know better than to ask that.
OF COURSE IT IS!!!!
You don't think I would pay for anything that I could steal do you? What sort of Evil Icon do you take me for?
I must admit I've become rather fond of it.
Come on, drink up, there's plenty more in the cellar......of the Crazed Heffer!
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Yes. Sly was a bit of a booze hound. Did you ever see his drunken impression of Jimmy Saville?
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