Arrival at Castle Anthrax
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Yes. Sly was a bit of a booze hound. Did you ever see his drunken impression of Jimmy Saville?
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My god. That's almost as bad as me doing the Time Warp whilst drunk.....
.....Speaking of which. Do you know the Time Warp Skarkill?
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It's really rather simple, my old pal hic
You see.....It's just a.....jump to the left, and then a step to the right, put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tight, but it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insayayayayayane....
Got it Skarkill? Then stand up and...Let's do the Time Warp again!
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Then maybe you should get an elf drunk, would make the removal of it's heart easier and less messy.
Time draws on. More and more Brandy flows
You hic know Skarky, you're the only one who undershtands me. You're my besht mate you know that.
Melishandrinoff ish nothing compared to you. You're a beautiful person, physhically disgusting but beautiful inshide.
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"Beggin yer pardon again yer Lordship But I thinks you has had enough."
"An Besides I need's to get goin if I'm to catch an Elf there ueseraly Docil...Doil...Do...ILL..Do...cod...err. Well Eaiser to catch because ther not full awake yet at this time of the morning."
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Very well Shkarkill. I shupposhe you're right.
Have you sheen The Misshtressh tonight? I'm ready for bed and she'sh nowhere to be seen. Stupid B**ch that'sh it, we're through.....I wantsh nothing more to do with her.....she's nothing but a......gorgeoush, pleashantly evil woman. I couldn't live without her.
Ah Shkarky. I wish she wash here now.
Skarkill attempts to help Jack up
No, No. I'll be fine.
Jack stands and stumbles
Ooooh. Maybe I wont.
Jack looks blankly around the room and then focuses on Skarkill and looks stunned
Oh, hello. Pleashed to meet you. Do you know the way to my bed?
(Right Skarkill, I'm off to have my second break of the night then I gotta go count some juice. Should take about an hour altogether if you're still on)
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24 hrs later SJ finally emerges from his bed with a stinking hangover
Uhhhhh. Skarkill? SKARKILL! Where are you? I need asprins.
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appears out of a portal at the gate again
...Good lord! Not this castle again! runs off
appears at the castle again AGAIN! runs off
appears again AGAIN runs off
and the cycle repeats a few times, until zzt is exhausted, upon which he sits down in front of the castle
Can someone get me the hell outta here? I can't escape... all roads are leading to this castle...
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