Arrival at Castle Anthrax

Skarkill

"Beggin yer pardon again yer Lordship But I thinks you has had enough."

"An Besides I need's to get goin if I'm to catch an Elf there ueseraly Docil...Doil...Do...ILL..Do...cod...err. Well Eaiser to catch because ther not full awake yet at this time of the morning."

SemtexJack

Very well Shkarkill. I shupposhe you're right.

Have you sheen The Misshtressh tonight? I'm ready for bed and she'sh nowhere to be seen. Stupid B**ch that'sh it, we're through.....I wantsh nothing more to do with her.....she's nothing but a......gorgeoush, pleashantly evil woman. I couldn't live without her.

Ah Shkarky. I wish she wash here now.

Skarkill attempts to help Jack up

No, No. I'll be fine.

Jack stands and stumbles

Ooooh. Maybe I wont.

Jack looks blankly around the room and then focuses on Skarkill and looks stunned

Oh, hello. Pleashed to meet you. Do you know the way to my bed?

(Right Skarkill, I'm off to have my second break of the night then I gotta go count some juice. Should take about an hour altogether if you're still on)

Skarkill

"This way your Lordship. I think the Mistress is already asleep so don't wake er or were both for the High Jump."

He helps Jck to his room and lies him on the bed befor reatreting to his room to contiue torturing the captured Dungeoneer.

SemtexJack

24 hrs later SJ finally emerges from his bed with a stinking hangover

Uhhhhh. Skarkill? SKARKILL! Where are you? I need asprins.

Skarkill

"EEER Yer needs what now yer Lordship?"

Skarkill appers his hands socked in Blood.

zzt

walks up to the castle

...wait, what the hell am I doing here?

sidesteps to his left for about a mile, putting a fair distance between him and the castle, then walks forward

Skarkill

Leans out the window and see's Zzt.

"Hey PUSH OFF."

"We don't want what ever it is your sellin."

"So go on hop it befor I sets Tiny on yer."

LordF

Lord Fear walks up to the door and knocks on it

I must remind myslef to kill that crow that insulted me several times (See the Crow from Series 3)

LF waits

zzt

appears out of a portal at the gate again

...Good lord! Not this castle again! runs off

appears at the castle again AGAIN! runs off

appears again AGAIN runs off

and the cycle repeats a few times, until zzt is exhausted, upon which he sits down in front of the castle

Can someone get me the hell outta here? I can't escape... all roads are leading to this castle...

LordF

"Just knock youself out kid, Can't you see I'm waiting to enter this castle" said an annoyed Lord Fear

Skarkill

From inside.

"Stupied Hobgoblin Open the door. OPEN IT."

"NO,NO PUT THAT DOWN PUT IT DOWN TINY. PUT IT....."

CRASH

"OWWWWWWWWWWWW"

"THAT WAS NOT LOVELY."

The door crecks open.

"Yes?"

Moonlight

Hello! This has been bothering me, so I'm going to make a wally of myself now...

Was Castle Anthrax in the show, or is it just a forum thing?

LordF

((Castle Anthrax is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail))

"Open up, I don't have all day and night you know" said a rather annoyed Lord Fear.

Skarkill

"Yes?"

"OH, It;s yer Fearship........errr I mean Yer Lordship."

zzt

decides to stay pressed to a wall, well out of the range of anyone's sight

thinks to himself {Gah... I think I'm gonna be stuck in this place awhile... I don't think asking these folks for help will get me anywhere, but I can't ask anyone else...}

LordF

"There you are Skarkill, hows life been to you, anymore crushed feet or legs by chance?" said LF as he walked in.

"Mind if I stay a while"

Moonlight

((Castle Anthrax is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail))

Of course!!! I knew I'd heard it before but couldn't place it! Ta!

Moonlight

Don't worry zzt... I have a very good spell I don't mind passing on...

Skarkill

"Errrrr."

"Lifes been alright for me yer Fearship. Errr Lordship."

"I've recently found employmet under his Lordship Semtex Jack."

"I don't know If he'll be too happy with you come in univited though."

SemtexJack

Skarkill?

Who are you talking too Skar....

SJ walks in

Ah. It's you. Well what do you want?

Oh, Skarkill, there's someone lurking in the shadows outside, see to it that he is introduced to Tiny, there's a good fellow.

Well Lord Fear. What can I do for you?