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Arrival at Castle Anthrax

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    LordF
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    ((Castle Anthrax is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail))

    "Open up, I don't have all day and night you know" said a rather annoyed Lord Fear.

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      Skarkill
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      "Yes?"

      "OH, It;s yer Fearship........errr I mean Yer Lordship."

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        zzt
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        decides to stay pressed to a wall, well out of the range of anyone's sight

        thinks to himself {Gah... I think I'm gonna be stuck in this place awhile... I don't think asking these folks for help will get me anywhere, but I can't ask anyone else...}

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          LordF
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          "There you are Skarkill, hows life been to you, anymore crushed feet or legs by chance?" said LF as he walked in.

          "Mind if I stay a while"

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            Moonlight
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            ((Castle Anthrax is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail))

            Of course!!! I knew I'd heard it before but couldn't place it! Ta!

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              Moonlight
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              Don't worry zzt... I have a very good spell I don't mind passing on...

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                Skarkill
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                "Errrrr."

                "Lifes been alright for me yer Fearship. Errr Lordship."

                "I've recently found employmet under his Lordship Semtex Jack."

                "I don't know If he'll be too happy with you come in univited though."

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                  SemtexJack
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                  Skarkill?

                  Who are you talking too Skar....

                  SJ walks in

                  Ah. It's you. Well what do you want?

                  Oh, Skarkill, there's someone lurking in the shadows outside, see to it that he is introduced to Tiny, there's a good fellow.

                  Well Lord Fear. What can I do for you?

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                    Skarkill
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                    "HEHEHEHEHEHEHE"

                    "Right you is your Lordship."

                    To LF

                    "Errrr, Nice to see you again yer Lordship."

                    Hurries off outside to apprehend the tresspasser.

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                      SemtexJack
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                      Please. Lord Fear, make yourself at home. Help yourself to some Brandy. I have a few things to take care of.

                      Truns rapidly and leaves the room

                      Skarkill, before you go outside, a word with you a minute in the Disco Room.

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                        thinking, still pressed to the wall {Cripes... I doubt I'm going to be welcomed into this castle... and I don't think the owners will be happy if they see me on the grounds, but I have no way to get out of here...}

                        speaks out loud Well, this is great. Just great.

                        claps his hands to his mouth, thinking again{...crap, that probably gave me away!} breaks out into a nervous sweat

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                          SemtexJack
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                          *SJ and Skarky make their way to the Disco Room.

                          Outside, a sweaty zzt, still pressed against the wall breathes deeply.

                          From not far away, a pair of glowing yellow eyes watches him. zzt's fear sends the best into a frenzy and Nibbler stomps awkwardly from a small clump of trees.*

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                            Skarkill
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                            "Yes. Yer Semtexship errrrr. Lordship?"

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                              SemtexJack
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                              So Skarkill, tell me Breaks into a John Travolta dance how was it to work for Lord Fear?

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                                zzt
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                                zzt's eyes go wide and his hair stands on end at the sight of the black dragon. He starts shaking a little.

                                "Er... nice dragon?"

                                zzt gives an unconvincing grin, before he gets off of the wall, yells, and runs before Nibbler fries him or something. Of course, Nibbler gives chase, but zzt's speed lets him keep quite a few feet's distance between him and Nibbler, side-jumping out of the way of any fireballs the dragon spits at him.

                                zzt shouts out loud "Gah! Do I look like a potroast to you?!"

                                The chase goes around the perimeter of the castle a few times...

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                                  SemtexJack
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                                  *Nibbler, being the unfit dragon that he is slumps down into a heap and promptly falls asleep.

                                  From the distance, a Goblin horn sounds....*

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                                    Skarkill
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                                    Hers the Horn.

                                    "If you'll just excuse me a few seconds me Lord."

                                    "But the goblins seem to have found our Intru, intra, intre, well or un-wanted guest."

                                    Dashes outside just in time to see zzt rounding the corner. zzt presses up against a woodern door, when he see's Skarkill.

                                    "Oh LOVELY."

                                    "Target Practise."

                                    Skarkill hurls his axe at zzt, it sails between his legs just missing by a few inches.

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                                      zzt
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                                      zzt looks down, and sees the axe sticking out of the door between his legs. He looks back up.

                                      "Oy, watch the family jewels, you!"

                                      This seems to have gotten zzt's adrenaline up. He harnesses this to pull the axe out of the door and wield it.

                                      "Normally I prefer to use a hammer, but I suppose I can use this for now!"

                                      zzt holds the axe up, but keeps his distance from Skarkill...

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                                        Skarkill
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                                        Skarkill notices Grippa and Rhark sneaking up behind zzt, so he walks towards him backing him right in to there clutches. The two Goblins grab zzt by the wrists causing him to drop the axe. Skarkill looms in zzt's face

                                        "Now then. You have the guts to thretern me with my own Axe dose yer? Well lets see if you have the guts for this."

                                        Skarkill tumps zzt in the stomace.

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                                          FrightKnight
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                                          FrightKnight emerges from his shed next door to travel to castle Anthrax and half a mile away from Castle Duckula)

                                          FrightKnight shouts at window, which may or may not have Skarkill there

                                          Hello all! Come to borrow a cup of sugar, hope you don't mind. Was going to see Igor at the other place but with that vegetarian over there sugar is not usually something they have.

                                          Woah, Lord Fear! Is this the one, the only Lord Fear? In person? Haven't seen you in ages. The reason I haven't been around for the past while is, well....I fell off a causeway, alright? I was intoxicated, I stod on an odd number that looked like a 4, and whoosh! Down I went.

                                          So how's by you?

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