Arrival at Castle Anthrax

[zzt]

walks up to the castle

...wait, what the hell am I doing here?

sidesteps to his left for about a mile, putting a fair distance between him and the castle, then walks forward

[Skarkill]

Leans out the window and see's Zzt.

"Hey PUSH OFF."

"We don't want what ever it is your sellin."

"So go on hop it befor I sets Tiny on yer."

[LordF]

Lord Fear walks up to the door and knocks on it

I must remind myslef to kill that crow that insulted me several times (See the Crow from Series 3)

LF waits

[zzt]

appears out of a portal at the gate again

...Good lord! Not this castle again! runs off

appears at the castle again AGAIN! runs off

appears again AGAIN runs off

and the cycle repeats a few times, until zzt is exhausted, upon which he sits down in front of the castle

Can someone get me the hell outta here? I can't escape... all roads are leading to this castle...

[LordF]

"Just knock youself out kid, Can't you see I'm waiting to enter this castle" said an annoyed Lord Fear

[Skarkill]

From inside.

"Stupied Hobgoblin Open the door. OPEN IT."

"NO,NO PUT THAT DOWN PUT IT DOWN TINY. PUT IT....."

CRASH

"OWWWWWWWWWWWW"

"THAT WAS NOT LOVELY."

The door crecks open.

"Yes?"

[Moonlight]

Hello! This has been bothering me, so I'm going to make a wally of myself now...

Was Castle Anthrax in the show, or is it just a forum thing?

[LordF]

((Castle Anthrax is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail))

"Open up, I don't have all day and night you know" said a rather annoyed Lord Fear.

[Skarkill]

"Yes?"

"OH, It;s yer Fearship........errr I mean Yer Lordship."

[zzt]

decides to stay pressed to a wall, well out of the range of anyone's sight

thinks to himself {Gah... I think I'm gonna be stuck in this place awhile... I don't think asking these folks for help will get me anywhere, but I can't ask anyone else...}

[LordF]

"There you are Skarkill, hows life been to you, anymore crushed feet or legs by chance?" said LF as he walked in.

"Mind if I stay a while"

[Moonlight]

((Castle Anthrax is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail))

Of course!!! I knew I'd heard it before but couldn't place it! Ta!

[Moonlight]

Don't worry zzt... I have a very good spell I don't mind passing on...

[Skarkill]

"Errrrr."

"Lifes been alright for me yer Fearship. Errr Lordship."

"I've recently found employmet under his Lordship Semtex Jack."

"I don't know If he'll be too happy with you come in univited though."

[SemtexJack]

Skarkill?

Who are you talking too Skar....

SJ walks in

Ah. It's you. Well what do you want?

Oh, Skarkill, there's someone lurking in the shadows outside, see to it that he is introduced to Tiny, there's a good fellow.

Well Lord Fear. What can I do for you?

[Skarkill]

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHE"

"Right you is your Lordship."

To LF

"Errrr, Nice to see you again yer Lordship."

Hurries off outside to apprehend the tresspasser.

[SemtexJack]

Please. Lord Fear, make yourself at home. Help yourself to some Brandy. I have a few things to take care of.

Truns rapidly and leaves the room

Skarkill, before you go outside, a word with you a minute in the Disco Room.

[zzt]

thinking, still pressed to the wall {Cripes... I doubt I'm going to be welcomed into this castle... and I don't think the owners will be happy if they see me on the grounds, but I have no way to get out of here...}

speaks out loud Well, this is great. Just great.

claps his hands to his mouth, thinking again{...crap, that probably gave me away!} breaks out into a nervous sweat

[SemtexJack]

*SJ and Skarky make their way to the Disco Room.

Outside, a sweaty zzt, still pressed against the wall breathes deeply.

From not far away, a pair of glowing yellow eyes watches him. zzt's fear sends the best into a frenzy and Nibbler stomps awkwardly from a small clump of trees.*

[Skarkill]

"Yes. Yer Semtexship errrrr. Lordship?"