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    Wolfshead
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    Spot on

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      Wolfshead
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      Some Americans go back in time and meet Treguard, but with one problem they don't speak Medieval English and because of their strange clothes are suspected of being witches or something and burnt.

      I always hate those movies where Americans meet King Arthur.

      They always refered to England, but there was no England then so Arthur would've spoken a mixture of old British and Latin.

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        There was no such language as English then, true, but there's NEVER been any such language as British either. It would've been Gaelic or early Welsh I think.

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          Wolfshead
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          When I refered to Medieval English I meant in treguard's time not Arthur's.

          The language which is often refered to as Old British is very similar to Welsh and you would not have got Gaelic in Souther Britain because Gaelic is Irish. Arthur could ahve spoken Cornish.

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            What monsters/creatures would be good in a Knightmare movie?

            You'd have to have a gragon, either Smirky or Owen

            Catacombties would be wicked

            Ariadne

            Dreaded Khar

            Oakley

            Goblins, normal and Hob

            Cavernwights

            Festus

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              HStorm
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              Actually Gaelic can be Irish OR Scots, and in any case I was responding to your third paragraph when you were talking about King Arthur.

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                Wolfshead
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                Gaelic would be in northern Britain not the South, that was my point and the reason why it is also Scotch is because the Scots came from Ireland. Read up on the Kngdom of Dalriata.

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                  HStorm
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                  No, it isn't called "Scotch", it's called "Scots" or "Scottish". Scotch is a drink.

                  The Scots did not "come from" Ireland... the Scoti came from Ireland. The race we call the Scots are a fusion of Scoti settlers, Britons from Strathclyde, and the native Picts. And they were not the Dalriata, they were the Dalriadha Gaels.

                  Yes, Gaelic was more likely to be a northern dialect, but so what? You're making the classic error of assuming that Arthur was from the south, when in truth we have little idea what part of Britain he would have lived in. The stereotype is that he was Cornish, but there's no real evidence that he was (in fact, there's no direct evidence that he ever existed at all). He might very conceivably have been found in what is now south Scotland, near the forest of Caledon or the city of Roxburgh for instance.

                  With respect, Pendragon, I suggest that YOU read up on these things, as I have a strong suspicion from the errors in your information that I know them better than you do.

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                    Wolfshead
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                    Arthur could have come from anywhere in Brtian, Wales, Scotland or Cornwall they all have their legends. I was being a bit stereotypical in assuming he came from the South, I'll admit. I've never been that into Celtic history I prefer Germanic. Just because I overlooked a few things on socmething I not that into does not make me a bad scholar OK.

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                      Wolfshead
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                      Kets just say Arthur was not king of England and Americans could not speak with him. He probably didn't exist anyway. Read Bernard Cornwell's Arthurian trilogy.

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                        Wolfshead
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                        Who could play Fatilla?

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                          Wolfshead
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                          I suppose Treguard and gang could come to the present day, in either England or America. Lord Fear tries to take over the world with Techn-magic or something.

                          They did a similar thing in the return of Merlin with Rick Mayle, personally I think it was awful and not just because they could all understand one another.

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                            That's a luxury quibble I'd argue. I'm sure they could invent a spell that allows non-contemporaries to communicate. I mean let's face it, in the TV series dungeoneers have no trouble communicating with the inhabitants of the dungeon either do they?

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                              Wolfshead
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                              The Terguard and Dungeon characters speak Medieval English, but the spell makes use hear is modern English and converts modern English back into Medieval so the characters can understand.

                              Actually I've read Chaucer and that's not too difficult, but Treguard's English would've been older and probably had a bit of old Norse in it.

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                                Wolfshead
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                                A Knigthmare movie would be wonderful, but could it stay tru to the feel of the game show or end up being like that dreadful He-man movie.

                                Olaf: Dolf Lungren

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  I think a similar thread has been done before with actors in general, but which Hollywood actors/resses would be best playing which characters if a Hollywood blockbuster was made?

                                  Also which Hollywood film characters are so like which Knightmare characters?

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                                    123Pooka
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                                    I'll try and think of a few possibilities:

                                    Angelina Jolie- Velda

                                    Sean Connery- Hordriss

                                    I think I said this one in an earlier thread long time ago possibly Sean Bean- Skarkill

                                    Ian Mckellen- Merlin

                                    Arnold Schwarzenegger- dreadnort

                                    Sarah Michelle Gellar- Elita

                                    Tim Robbins- wellway guard, gibbet/gumboil perhaps

                                    Catherine Zeta Jones- Greystagg

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                                      Thanatos
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                                      Ridolfo: Orlando Bloom

                                      Hordriss: Christopher Lee

                                      Maldame: Sian Phillips

                                      Julius Scaramonger: Sean Bean

                                      Mogdred: Ian McKellan or Anthony Hopkins

                                      Sir Hugh de Witless: Jack Davenport

                                      McGrew: Robbie Coultrane

                                      Merlin: Derek Jacobi

                                      Mrs. Grimwold: Miriam Margolyes

                                      Mr. Grimwold: whoever played Father Stack in Father Ted

                                      Grimaldine: Richard o'Brien

                                      Captain Neamanor: Geoffrey Rush

                                      I'd never re-cast Treguard, Lord Fear or Sylvester Hands (though if I had to I'd choose Brian Blessed, either John Hurt or Alan Rickman and Eric Idle respectively).

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                                        Wolfshead
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                                        Alan Rickman as Treguard

                                        Kate Blanchette as Greystag

                                        John Hurt or John Cleese as Mogdred

                                        Orlando Bloom as Pickle

                                        Christopher Lee as Hordris

                                        Eric Idol as Motley

                                        Tony Robinson as Sylvester hands

                                        What kinds of scenes would people like to see in a KM movie, e.g. who would fight who?

                                        Where would it take place, in Medieval England, in the present or in the Dungeon?

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                                          Drassil
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                                          ('Deep is da Dunswater. And cooooold....')

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