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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    Actually Gaelic can be Irish OR Scots, and in any case I was responding to your third paragraph when you were talking about King Arthur.

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      Wolfshead
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      Gaelic would be in northern Britain not the South, that was my point and the reason why it is also Scotch is because the Scots came from Ireland. Read up on the Kngdom of Dalriata.

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        No, it isn't called "Scotch", it's called "Scots" or "Scottish". Scotch is a drink.

        The Scots did not "come from" Ireland... the Scoti came from Ireland. The race we call the Scots are a fusion of Scoti settlers, Britons from Strathclyde, and the native Picts. And they were not the Dalriata, they were the Dalriadha Gaels.

        Yes, Gaelic was more likely to be a northern dialect, but so what? You're making the classic error of assuming that Arthur was from the south, when in truth we have little idea what part of Britain he would have lived in. The stereotype is that he was Cornish, but there's no real evidence that he was (in fact, there's no direct evidence that he ever existed at all). He might very conceivably have been found in what is now south Scotland, near the forest of Caledon or the city of Roxburgh for instance.

        With respect, Pendragon, I suggest that YOU read up on these things, as I have a strong suspicion from the errors in your information that I know them better than you do.

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          Wolfshead
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          Arthur could have come from anywhere in Brtian, Wales, Scotland or Cornwall they all have their legends. I was being a bit stereotypical in assuming he came from the South, I'll admit. I've never been that into Celtic history I prefer Germanic. Just because I overlooked a few things on socmething I not that into does not make me a bad scholar OK.

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            Wolfshead
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            Kets just say Arthur was not king of England and Americans could not speak with him. He probably didn't exist anyway. Read Bernard Cornwell's Arthurian trilogy.

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              Wolfshead
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              Who could play Fatilla?

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                Wolfshead
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                I suppose Treguard and gang could come to the present day, in either England or America. Lord Fear tries to take over the world with Techn-magic or something.

                They did a similar thing in the return of Merlin with Rick Mayle, personally I think it was awful and not just because they could all understand one another.

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  That's a luxury quibble I'd argue. I'm sure they could invent a spell that allows non-contemporaries to communicate. I mean let's face it, in the TV series dungeoneers have no trouble communicating with the inhabitants of the dungeon either do they?

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                    Wolfshead
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                    The Terguard and Dungeon characters speak Medieval English, but the spell makes use hear is modern English and converts modern English back into Medieval so the characters can understand.

                    Actually I've read Chaucer and that's not too difficult, but Treguard's English would've been older and probably had a bit of old Norse in it.

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                      Wolfshead
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                      A Knigthmare movie would be wonderful, but could it stay tru to the feel of the game show or end up being like that dreadful He-man movie.

                      Olaf: Dolf Lungren

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                        MoanaLiza
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                        I think a similar thread has been done before with actors in general, but which Hollywood actors/resses would be best playing which characters if a Hollywood blockbuster was made?

                        Also which Hollywood film characters are so like which Knightmare characters?

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                          123Pooka
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                          I'll try and think of a few possibilities:

                          Angelina Jolie- Velda

                          Sean Connery- Hordriss

                          I think I said this one in an earlier thread long time ago possibly Sean Bean- Skarkill

                          Ian Mckellen- Merlin

                          Arnold Schwarzenegger- dreadnort

                          Sarah Michelle Gellar- Elita

                          Tim Robbins- wellway guard, gibbet/gumboil perhaps

                          Catherine Zeta Jones- Greystagg

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                            Thanatos
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                            Ridolfo: Orlando Bloom

                            Hordriss: Christopher Lee

                            Maldame: Sian Phillips

                            Julius Scaramonger: Sean Bean

                            Mogdred: Ian McKellan or Anthony Hopkins

                            Sir Hugh de Witless: Jack Davenport

                            McGrew: Robbie Coultrane

                            Merlin: Derek Jacobi

                            Mrs. Grimwold: Miriam Margolyes

                            Mr. Grimwold: whoever played Father Stack in Father Ted

                            Grimaldine: Richard o'Brien

                            Captain Neamanor: Geoffrey Rush

                            I'd never re-cast Treguard, Lord Fear or Sylvester Hands (though if I had to I'd choose Brian Blessed, either John Hurt or Alan Rickman and Eric Idle respectively).

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                              Wolfshead
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                              Alan Rickman as Treguard

                              Kate Blanchette as Greystag

                              John Hurt or John Cleese as Mogdred

                              Orlando Bloom as Pickle

                              Christopher Lee as Hordris

                              Eric Idol as Motley

                              Tony Robinson as Sylvester hands

                              What kinds of scenes would people like to see in a KM movie, e.g. who would fight who?

                              Where would it take place, in Medieval England, in the present or in the Dungeon?

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                                Drassil
                                Senior staff
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                                Coming soon to a screen near you. A gripping saga of passion, revenge, silver and gold, that will take you to the edge of your seat, and far beyond. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the Dunswater Boatman, in

                                I, Rowboat

                                ('Deep is da Dunswater. And cooooold....')

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  Nice one!

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                                    darkDescender
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                                    And following in Drassil's hillarious footsteps...

                                    Prepare for a thrilling extravaganza that will thrillingly take you on the thrilling ride of a thrilling lifetime. The thrilling Dame Judi Thrilling Dench in the thrilling thriller of the thrilling year...

                                    Wight Noise

                                    It's thrilling...

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                                      snapperjack
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                                      that is a good idea

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                                        Wolfshead
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                                        What would a KM movie be about?

                                        The Dungeon

                                        The novels

                                        Stupid American kids going back in time and there being strangely no linguistic barrier between modern American Englaish and middle English.

                                        Personally I think it would have to be something that would include chacracteres from all 8 series.

                                        It would ahve to have:

                                        Treguard

                                        Pickle

                                        Velda

                                        Folly or Motley

                                        Mellisandre (not Gretel)

                                        Hordris

                                        Brother Mace

                                        Cedric

                                        Mogdred

                                        Merlin

                                        Morghana or Malice

                                        Greystag

                                        McGrew

                                        Gundrada

                                        Gibit

                                        Gatekeeper

                                        Possibly Lord Fear

                                        Skarkil

                                        Fatilla

                                        Gumboil

                                        Grippa, Rhak and Tiny

                                        Smirkanauf

                                        Owen

                                        Oakley

                                        Granitas

                                        The Oracle of Confusion

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                                          Drassil
                                          Senior staff
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                                          Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep play estranged spouses who become locked in a bittersweet custody battle over the thing that means the most to them, their Knightmare recordings, in KMer Versus KMer

                                          Also coming soon to a magic mirror near you, Matt Damon plays a secret agent on the run from a mindless mechanical warrior with nothing better to do, in The Bored Automatum

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