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    King_Gazz
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    another line comes from chris's team and the blocker from series 5:

    Chris in goblins voice: where m i?

    Blocker shows face

    Blocker: PASSWORD? sounds rather angrily

    Adviser: Chris

    Chris: Yeah

    Adviser: say red, blue, green and grey

    Chris: Red, Green, Blue and Grey

    Adviser: no Chris

    Blocker: GULP

    DONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      MoanaLiza
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      I like some of Treguard's dungeoneer lines:

      "Well I guess that's just the slice of life"

      "You never really good at manouvering were you! So I guess I better manouvre for you!"

      "Oooh that is nasty. I shouldn't look anymore if I was you".

      I also like "Too nil, I think, Nice one"

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        Tom41
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        I liked in today's episode, when they were spying and Lord Fear imitated the Brollachan "Tell me where I come from" in a 'dumb' voice. That's always been memorable for me

        Of course, the classic "Simon, sidestep to your left". And one thing I often like is when the teams mix up left and right, then send their dungeoneer in the wrong direction for a bit

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          Fidjit
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          Greystagg: You will pay for destroying our home...

          LF: What was I supposed to do get planning permission...

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            Madmogsue
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            lol

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              Fidjit
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              Hiya, Sue!

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                Madmogsue
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                #54

                yellow

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                  Fidjit
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                  LF: And do something about your complexion will you, you make me feel sea-sick man...

                  Lissard: Forgive me your lordnesss, I am not a man, I am an Atlantian...

                  LF: Oh Great!

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                    Snowcat
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                    LF: ".... I ask for a seneschal... They send me a Tadpole..."

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                      Madmogsue
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                      i dunno why, but i find hands little saying quite amusing...

                      "oh... it's a dungy-person..."

                      "you stay there dungy-person while i gets me magic rope....and then i ties you up wiv me magic rope and i'll take to his fearship...he's ever so nice you know.... he's kind to animals..."

                      or something like that...

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                        Wolfshead
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                        Gallstones from Gallway bay.

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                          LordF
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                          Hands drunk.

                          "Ten dead Goblins sitting on the wall"

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                            TheBrollachan
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                            "A girl after my own heart, if I had one" Lord Fear

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                              Wolfshead
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                              Pixel the Pixie: "my needle's been in a Goblin's bum."

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                                simiano
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                                i liked during dickons quest wen motley goes "oh my gawd its an ogre did you bring him with you"

                                im also suprised noone has shouted SHUT UP FESTUS yet!

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                                  knightmaredave
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                                  Well i like Guard Fatila,

                                  Hold up hold up, who goes there? It's onbe of them horny dunger thingies whit a mnoo cow helmet.

                                  And

                                  "I'm gonna blip you and then blop you"

                                  LOL!!!

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                                    Gaminguy
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                                    A funny moment was when Majida said: He's a smart bottom.

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                                      Brendy
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                                      How bout these

                                      Lord Fear - Ahh its silvester Hands, or has someone just smudged a great bit of dirt on my screen.

                                      Mogdred - Team 5 - Ahh youve stepped into one of of my little play pens. Play a while STAY FOREVER

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                                        HStorm
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                                        It actually goes, "Welcome to one of Mogdred's little playpens, Dungeoneer. Play a while... PLAY FOREVER!!! Mwu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"

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                                          Brendy
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                                          Close enough, liked the extra bit of boomig laughter though

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