A great Knightmare joke...
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Because the dungeoneers were always horny.
If anyone makes the 'horny' joke again, I will personally stuff them up my left nostril and sneeze them all the way to the Outer Hebrides.
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(Well, I got it from Maid Marian, another great programme.)
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What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?
An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years.
In other words, William Hague!
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Heh, that's very good. That mask she wore was very silly.
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Don't know if this has come up in an earlier post, but here it is anyway:
What do you get if you cross Gwendoline the Greenwarden with the Phantom of the Opera?
Romahna! ;D
...well I thought it was funny at the time. Plus I don't like Romahna...
See the topic "Separated at Birth?"....
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"The End of Series 8" by Major Disaster <¦-(
If that was clutching at straws, you at least succeeded.
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The final dungeoneer arrived in a clue room. The advisors asked him what was on the table.
"A spyglass, scroll"
"Read the scroll"
Some new items magically appeared when the scroll was opened.
"OK, there is an axe, a sack and a P45. It says Treguard on it".
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