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    TheBrollachan
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    Tregaud bribbing Lord Fear to quickly kill off a team, because they were getting very annoying.

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      LordF
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      Lord Fear: You all can have a year long vacation.

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        MPK
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        Lord Fear; "I love it when you talk dirty to me, Hands!"

        Treguard; "Oh for heavens sake, the scroll means take the dagger AND the gold! Why do I bother..."

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          MoanaLiza
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          Nitpicking now by any chance are we?

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            MPK
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            Hands; "Nits! I aint got nits......but I ave got Fleas!"

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              zzt
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              Treguard: Do a barrel roll!

              (Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference.)

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                LordSmear
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                Treguard - 'Pickle get off your knee's'

                Lilith - Treguard begone, keep your nine inches away from me

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                  Boardriss
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                  Lord Fear - Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight...

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                    LordSmear
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                    Treguard - 'Lord Fear, are you up for a threesome with me and Pickle??'

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                      Drassil
                      Senior staff
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                      [A Dungeoneer enters a room, wearing tap shoes.]

                      Dungeoneer: Where am I?

                      Advisor #1: OK, you're in a plainish room, with four walls, and like a doorway in the far left corner. There's also a table in the centre of the chamber with objects on... oh, and a spotlight.

                      Advisor #3: Right, we're gonna get you over to the clue table, so tap-dance left... stop.... pivot right a bit... alright, tap-dance forward... watch it, your arms are flailing a bit... now, jump to your left... slide forward, and... jazz hands!

                      Advisor #2: Now, can you see the table?

                      Dungeoneer: No.

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                        Thanatos
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                        Advisor: Side-step left a bit. Now take a few steps forward. Stop. Now, raise your arms spreading apart above your head. Now bend them in on each other. Part them and swing them to the left. Put them above your head again, pointing inwards this time. Okay. Spellcasting: Y, M...

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                          TheBrollachan
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                          The official slogan:

                          Vote for Lord Fear...* ...or else!*

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                            Fidjit
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                            Lord Fear at his communications pool...

                            "Goodbye!"

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                              Drassil
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                              Mogdred [greeting a particular American politician]: 'Look upon Mogdred... look upon Mogdred, Dan Quayle!'

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                And Lord Fear would probably (not) say: I did not have sexual relations with that woman Maldame!

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                                  Drassil
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                                  Treguard: Go on, Pickle, do your impersonation of an IT teacher at the end of a Year 8 IT lesson.

                                  Pickle: Very well, Master. 'I say, you lot... log off.'

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                                    Fidjit
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                                    Lord Fear: Will you **** off!

                                    Sorry guys!

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                                      Fidjit
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                                      Treguard: Bomb explosion imminent, out fast!

                                      Advisor #1: What's that on the floor?

                                      Dungeoneer: Crikey it's petrol!

                                      Advisor #3: Get out now!!!

                                      Dungeoneer: Where's the......

                                      Dungeoneer: AAAAAUUUUUGGgggghhh.....................

                                      Treguard: Heh!

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                                        Snowcat
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                                        ?

                                        Me a little slow to get that one....

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                                          Drassil
                                          Senior staff
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                                          Festus: Maiow!

                                          Dungeoneer: Enter, Treguard!

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