They would never say...

Drassil

[Several KM characters, including Brother Mace, Aesandre, Hands, Pickle and Gretel, sit in a semi-circle in Brangwen She's Clueroom, facing the wall monster. Brother Mace stands up.]

Mace: Greetings, my name is Brother Mace. And... and...

Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

Mace: ...I'm an alcoholic.

[The others in the semi-circle applaud.]

Brangwen: Well done. The first step, is acceptance. Acceeeeeptaaaannnce...

Fidjit

Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

Urm, I think she did say that, once...

Brollochan: I hunger for a dictionary!

MPK

Brollachan: "I hunger......for some Ready Brek! I'm so cold I have turned blue. My natural colour is orange, but I've been in this place for song long, people just forget about me! No, please, dont go... dont leave me here!"

MoanaLiza

Queen Greystagg: I Vont to be alone. Just me and my Viscount. (who remembers the commercial?)

Drassil

('Viscount? But I am a prince!'... yes, I remember it! I think it's a parody itself, of a Bardot or Garbo movie.)

Snowcat

Our Dear old Treg' returning to his inner child:-

SPELLCASTING:- B-Y-E-B-Y-E

LordSmear

Treguard - 'Pickle are you retarded??'

Treguard - 'you are the thickest set of idiots ive EVER seen, get out of my sight!'

Boardriss

Treguard - Right fear, sod the magic. Outside, now!

TheBrollachan

Tregaud bribbing Lord Fear to quickly kill off a team, because they were getting very annoying.

LordF

Lord Fear: You all can have a year long vacation.

MPK

Lord Fear; "I love it when you talk dirty to me, Hands!"

Treguard; "Oh for heavens sake, the scroll means take the dagger AND the gold! Why do I bother..."

MoanaLiza

Nitpicking now by any chance are we?

MPK

Hands; "Nits! I aint got nits......but I ave got Fleas!"

zzt

Treguard: Do a barrel roll!

(Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference.)

LordSmear

Treguard - 'Pickle get off your knee's'

Lilith - Treguard begone, keep your nine inches away from me

Boardriss

Lord Fear - Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight...

LordSmear

Treguard - 'Lord Fear, are you up for a threesome with me and Pickle??'

Drassil

[A Dungeoneer enters a room, wearing tap shoes.]

Dungeoneer: Where am I?

Advisor #1: OK, you're in a plainish room, with four walls, and like a doorway in the far left corner. There's also a table in the centre of the chamber with objects on... oh, and a spotlight.

Advisor #3: Right, we're gonna get you over to the clue table, so tap-dance left... stop.... pivot right a bit... alright, tap-dance forward... watch it, your arms are flailing a bit... now, jump to your left... slide forward, and... jazz hands!

Advisor #2: Now, can you see the table?

Dungeoneer: No.

Thanatos

Advisor: Side-step left a bit. Now take a few steps forward. Stop. Now, raise your arms spreading apart above your head. Now bend them in on each other. Part them and swing them to the left. Put them above your head again, pointing inwards this time. Okay. Spellcasting: Y, M...

TheBrollachan

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