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knightmare ..........honest!

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    i like knightmare but my father says chucklevision is better.  I had an argument with my father about this and it became so heated that the only way to settle it was over a game of pop up pirate which i consequently won haha! proving once and for all which is the most worthy! mwahahaha

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      Pop-up pirate. Can't be beaten. <¦-)

      Chucklevision was pretty good ("No slacking!") but I don't think it can beat Knightmare. They're completely different types of programme anyway, it's like saying pencils are better than cheese. Or something.

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        I personaly disliked it.

        Are they still on at all?  Anywhere?  Doing anything?

        And I prefer cheese to a pencil any day, ever tasted a pencil??  :-X

        (Would like to point out he hasn't tried one.....but)

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          Ever tried to write with cheese?

          Chucklevision is still on, I think. I actually met Paul and Barry at a live show in Aberdeen, got a signed photo and everything. Impressed now, aren't you.

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            Ever tried to write with cheese?

            Chucklevision is still on, I think. I actually met Paul and Barry at a live show in Aberdeen, got a signed photo and everything. Impressed now, aren't you.

            I may try that, may lighten up my History essay writing, not too sure if the lecturers will aprove however,.

            I yes I am impressed, the fact neither has been shot yet does shock me somewhat  🙂

            (no I don't honestly wish any shootings to take place....well, maybe one or two names I could think of [sheds of dark light appear on face], so many....)

            Did I say I like cheese?

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              Yep. Chucklevision's still on regular rotation on CBBC. Together with How 2 on CITV, they're just about the last remaining link to the good 'ole days.

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                barry is the best chuckle brother (hes the little one right?) Paul is dairylea lunchables. He is always the root of all their problems yet he blames his hapless brother he makes me sick! and any good fortune that they do come across is usually brought about by barry although paul(the big one isnt he?) reaps all the credit for his own oversized, overtestosteroned ego.  i bet he wet the bed as a boy. Curse him! curse him to hell!

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                  Yep. Chucklevision's still on regular rotation on CBBC. Together with How 2 on CITV, they're just about the last remaining link to the good 'ole days.

                  I think Art Attack is still around too. I personally think Neil Buecannon (sp?) is scary individual. I mean, why on earth do I need to know how to make a 3d-Beach-At-Sunset sculpture using just a paper clip, a tub of mint choc ice cream and my nose?

                  Actually, that could be quite entertaining ...

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                    It's in Dick n Dom every w/end as well!

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                      CedricTheMadMonk
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                      Yes, along with Rentaghost - which is the same joke every week.  Edward Brayshaw is such a great actor - why wasn't he ever in anything else?  Hmmm...

                      Here's hoping Dick n Dom's resurrection of 80s TV gets Jossy's Giants its first airing for many a year...its still relevant to kids out there - even if the hairstyles aren't.

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                        How about the Krankies? Now THEY are scary... a married couple where the wife always dresses as a little boy. My mum dragged me with her to a panto starring them a couple of weeks ago (not of my free will) where I witnessed the most scarring image of my life.

                        Jimmy. Krankie. As. 80's. Madonna.

                        shudders I'll never sleep again. And every time I hear "Material Girl" I'll start getting flashbacks...

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                          😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 The Krankies! aaaaaargh!!!! eeeeeek the cross dressing midget! 😮 😮 😮 😮 :oFANDABBYDOSEY!!!!!!!! Jimmy Krankie or should i say Janet at weekends clad in a suit of shell heckles innocent shoppers round the back of IKEA proclaiming: 'toap quoality harry potter watches hen, ill do ye a deal ill do ye a deal toap quoality man! two for a fiver, come on im desperate for a bottle o buckie'

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                            I think I can fit you up with a bottle o buckie...

                            • Hastily crosses out "Thrifty Rodenticide" with a black marker

                            Here you go!

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                              GASP! how dare you! i was in a war you know! kerrplunk and buckaroo to you!

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                                How dare you cast aspersions on Kerplunk! All the little marbles bounce off the straws and fall so yay! then you realise you forgot to turn the thing around after your go and all the marbles fall into your tray so you throw it out of the window and wait until the loud smashing noise before playing dominoes instead and stuff.

                                So there!

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