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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    TheBrollachan
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    Sylvester Hands washed, clean shaven, and in a suite because he's going to an important meeting. Still it would be an excellant disguise for him, I doubt that anyone would recognise him.

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      MPK
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      Hey! You got that idea from me!!!!

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        TheBrollachan
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        I am a Brollachan that feeds on knowledge. In honesty I was thinking of it whilst reading through that thread.

        Anyway another:

        • The Brollachan collecting a university degree

        • A team looking through the spy glass to find Lord Fear sleeping or an empty room with a note saying gone to lunch.

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          Of course you were thinking about it as you were reading the thread, you've just read it, thats why!

          Greystagg looking into her magic mirror singing "I Feel Pretty!"

          Fear gets a new communications screen put in with Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound! Now, whenever Lissard is on it, Fear thinks it's pouring outside!

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            MoanaLiza
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            Treguard opens a bottle and Sidriss pops out

            Lord Fear opens a bottle and the Genie from Aladdin pops out.

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              Wolfshead
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              Treguard and Lord fear having a pint in the Crazed Heffer.

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                Fidjit
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                Treguard having a cigar!

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                  Wolfshead
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                  A laughing door monster.

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                    Fidjit
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                    Fatilla eating a KFC

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                      LordF
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                      The traders singing ABBA's Money, Money, Money.

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                        Raven
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                        Jeremy Beadle running in at the last room of level3 and telling them it has all been a set up.

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                          HarveyTowers
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                          or Micheal Aspell: "Treyguard, This is Your Life"

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                            Snowcat
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                            A live band in the 'Crazed Heifer'...

                            They certainly had interesting muzak playing but I never saw anyone other than Ridolfo in the area with an instrument.

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                              Wolfshead
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                              The Dungeon characters' living quarters

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                                HStorm
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                                (Actually, we DO get to see Mildread's living quarters, and the various different lairs of Ariadne.)

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                                  Pooka
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                                  George Bush.

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                                    Snowcat
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                                    George Bush.

                                    WMD's

                                    Although I'm sure they'd look if given the chance!

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                                      HStorm
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                                      Heh, that's the one remaining excuse from Bush/Blair we're waiting for.

                                      "Our intelligence committee has concluded that all of Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction were stolen at the beginning of the war by technosorcerers from the early 13th century and are currently stashed away in a deep underground chamber that constitutes approximately one twenty-seventh of the territory known as the Dungeon of Deceit. Our next course of action, therefore, is clearly to invent a time machine that will allow our forces to travel back to the thirteenth century and secure the oil reserves... er, I mean the stockpile of arms..."

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                                        TheBrollachan
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                                        Yeah Merlin was probably responsible for looking after them... ...and you know what Merlin is like at loosing things.

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                                          Fidjit
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                                          A dungeoneer walking into an office!

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