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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

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    123Pooka
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    Most know this one

    Motley to dungeoneer Cliff, series 3 "Mind you don't fall off the cliff"

    Other ones that springs to mind:

    Snapper Jack to Dunstan, series 8 "Lets hope you don't prove a dunse, Dunstan"

    I'm certain Brother Mace has done a few but can't remember them right now

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      MoanaLiza
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      Yeah most of his latin ones.

      tries to think of some others

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        TheBrollachan
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        Lillith: nice of your to drop in (s1 team 2)

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          HStorm
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          Treguard: "I don't know about a damp cloth, but I rather think you're in 'hot water', team." (Last ep, season 2)

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            Lissard: She calls herself the "Iron-Maiden" lordnesssss!

            LF: Well she's dropped a clanger if she thinks she can get past me!

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              MoanaLiza
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              Majidas reference to hearing Dunstan (I think) had to take the 'short cut'. (Trying to remember the line)

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                TheBrollachan
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                Pickle: Dickon's got the horn master

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                  Billy
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                  ...not said in the actual episode!

                  Pickle: "What happens if they step on two?"

                  Treguard: "Then they'll be a clash of symbols, won't there!"

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                    Treguard: No, team, for the last time, Mogred and Mildred are NOT related.

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                      TheBrollachan
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                      Probably because its Mogdred and Mildread

                      OK I'm picking nits, there's a few crawling about this forum

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                        Thanatos
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                        Brother Mace: "Dickon? Ah, yes - have you not a brother who is a Dominican?"

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                          Pipmuk
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                          Thought you'd like to know that a few "friends" were umm.... prudent enough to ask Dickon.. ahem Mr. Hares whether he was on Knightmare or not, and got the following (true) reply

                          Dickon, present day: " I wasnt just on Knightmare... I Won it!! Come on!!"

                          That last sentence was right, i think. Or something like "come on"

                          Now if that quote wasnt bad, i dont know what is...

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                            Malefact
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                            Sorry to nit-pick but I think his surname might be Hess. As Treguard once said, "how would you like someone to get your name wrong?"

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                              Drassil
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                              Pickle, Series 4 (I think): 'New Forest? What's wrong with the old one?'

                              Some of the character names in Knightmare were puns, such as Fatilla, Mildread, Skarkill and Aesandre. Of course, the name Knightmare itself is a pun - but a good one!

                              Here is a Knightmare pun I put forward a while ago. I'm re-posting it not because of what I think of it, but because it caught a lot of people's attention at the time:

                              Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'

                              Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?

                              [Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'

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                                TheBrollachan
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                                That goes off the scale of bad puns and phrases.

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                                  Kieran
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                                  Yet I like it!

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                                    MoanaLiza
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                                    There was also the 'Oooh. Vast sea' one. Anyway Going back to the Character names, Ah Wok in my opinion is a pun.

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                                      Thanatos
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                                      "Nice tea" scores 91 on the Awfulometer.

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                                        Golgarach
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                                        "You are on the edge of a ledge!" from Series 2, Episode 1.

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                                          TheBrollachan
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                                          plagarised from a certain conversation last night...

                                          Treg: "...and remember when the fire burns, call 999"

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