Your own clue object table

[123Pooka]

If you were involved in deciding what 4 objects could go on a table in knightmare, which objects would you choose? They could be

-humorous

-your typical knightmare objects eg a bar of gold, a glove

Obviously choosing an object such as a heavy boulder would be a little unfair on the dungeoneer and way too much for the good old knapsack to handle.

[HStorm]

Food item should be one of those whole roast chickens.

A bar of gold (not one of those bags of gold, they look boring).

A bottle or jar of a magic potion of some kind.

A bone for dear ol' Festus.

[TheBrollachan]

Food/Drink => Can or pint of beer

Harmful Object => McDonalds' Happy Meal (yes I did pinch the idea from elsewhere)

Clue Object 1 => The ACME Persuader (series 6)

Clue Object 2 => A bar of gold

[HarveyTowers]

Can or pint of larger

Can or pint of larger what?

[TheBrollachan]

Spelin was never my strong point. Ammended post to make more sense.

[MoanaLiza]

Erm for the girls

Food/drink = Big bar of chocolate

A makeup bag

A telephone and address book

A handbag with £100 and a mobile phone in

(ooops I think the predeccessor misplaced a few items there)

[LordF]

SpyGlass

Pork Pie

Gold/Silver

Potion

[Emii]

A bowl of frozen prawns

A can of spraypaint

A credit card

A moose

[HarveyTowers]

Food object would be a packet of sweeties in crunkly papers:

"Extreme life force warning team! You need the food but dare you risk rustling and waking the cavernwights"

[keke]

a block of cheese

a block of frozen yoghurt(hehe it'd melt on them)

a block of gold and diamonds

a block of blocks(like a rubix cube)

[Raven]

Pot Noodle

Oven Gloves

Five Pound Note

The Ring of Ultimate Uselessness

[Snowwiewolf]

a dogcollar

a sheep

a bag of pedigree dogfood

a leash

[MoanaLiza]

5 objects

Some more:

A Vindaloo curry

A map

A Genie's Lamp

A screwdriver

(don't ask, just some random objects)

Next clue table:

An apple

A mac

Some Windows

A mouse

(What would happen if you put them all together? Something that went horribly wrong I'd expect)

[FrightKnight]

Let's see...

Gopher repellant

Red Herring (food item)

Stapler

Wax lips

(Yes, it's another Monkey Island reference, this time to my favourite unseen scene of all time. Those of you who've palyed it will know what I mean. Maybe.)

[123Pooka]

That Monkey Island was fantastic, haven't played on it for years but I do recognise those objects. Breath mints also come to mind.

Here's a few more

A multicoloured gem

A Treguard keyring

A small magnifying glass

A little chef lollipop as food item

[MoanaLiza]

A little chef lollipop as food item

I wonder how much lifeforce will get restored. "Your lifeforce was only slightly restored as what you took was only justa snack". I recon that the lifeforce will run down before it gets restored because how long does it take the average person to eat a lollipop.

[SemtexJack]

Damn you FK. Beat me again.

I was going to use the wax lips, gopher repellant, grog-o-mints and stylish confetti!!!

Grrrr.

[MagicMiranda]

Note pad and pen (so I remember things)

Pork Pie (yum yum)

Raymond E Feist's Magician (Great writer)

A rattle (Not for me!for my little girl)

Bottle of baby milk for her as well

[darkDescender]

An egg.

Thick jamjar glasses.

A big hairy bear.

A red-crested Breegull.

No prizes for guessing where these came from...

[Ironlord]

THREAD EXHUMATION! (Blame Drassil for pointing it out...)

Any offering of useless clue objects (at least existing up to 1987) should include one or more of the following:

A Wimpyburger*

A can of New Coke

A Blankety Blank cheque book and pen

A bendy Bully

100 Sale Of The Century pounds

Dusty Bin

A Crackerjack pencil

• EXTREME DAMAGE TO LIFEFORCE, TEAM!