Knightmare Character Jobs
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Julius Scaramonger & Honesty Bartrum: Politicians
Oracle of Confusion: Spin doctor
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If the characters of Knightmare were in the real world what jobs would they have?
Example...
I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor
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the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.
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your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.
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warning team temporal roadworks approaching
That should give you an idea of what I mean.
As someone currently taking driving lessons, that feels wonderfully appropriate at the minute...
In fact, substitute 'broken down vehicle' for 'tree' and you'd have my lesson last Thursday! And no, it wasn't Oakley...
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I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons . Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.
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I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons . Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.
rasps & gloats
I passed first time - OK so only just, but it was still a pass.
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Getorf, I don't want a hug from you
Anyway thought of another character job...
Mrs Grimwold: Child minder or similar
"...welcome to Mrs Grimwold's Day Nursery. Don't worry about Festus he loves children, although he couldn't eat a whole one. SHUT UP FESTUS, GOOD BOY!"
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Brollachan would be wonderful as a Mcdonald's promoter.
"I hunger...So I will have a Big Mac and medium fries, please..."
Or the goblins replacing those dodgy 118 118 geezers.
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Whilst bored at work today, I was looking through the shared documents in the departmental e-mail account and found an interesting game where by typing a name, that persons ideal job is generated. I tried some Knightmare names and got some interesting results...
Treguard-Emperor of the world (Not just the castle he rules...)
Lord Fear-Sewage worker (Surely this would be Lissard instead?)
Mogdred-Pole Dancer (Look upon Mogdred and ogle!)
Merlin- Teaching pensioners to drive (The one group with a worse memory than him!)
Hordriss- Computor nerd (and an excellent one at that!)
Sidriss- Chef (If her magic is anything to go by, I would avoid the fish!)
Brother Mace-Landlord (I kid you not! Prehaps Gumboil could work the cellar)
Granitas-Proffessional thief (After guarding all those clue objects from thieves as well!)
All of these are entirely genuine and appear as they appeared on the screen!
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