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Parody of Astro Farm theme and Sit Down by James

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    Drassil
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    That's very good! I find Gilbert & Sullivan a bit staid sometimes, but I admire the effort that's gone into this.

    Here's one I wrote very quickly a bit earlier as part of a plot of the KM Roleplay Forum:

    http://surrounds.proboards20.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=dunn&num=1083708625&start=300

    An alternative place for songfics:

    http://kmfanartfic.proboards23.com/index.cgi?board=songfics


    A reworking of the theme song to Astro Farm.

    When you're cruisin' through the dungeon, advisors as your eyes

    There's always something new to see

    When you're riding on a dragon there's always a surprise

    So why don't you fly with me?

    Wolfenden, Wolfenden

    It's a very useful place

    Wolfenden, Wolfenden

    Can't you see we're living in a blue-screen town in studio space?

    Wolfenden, Wolfenden

    Everywhere a scheming face

    Wolfenden, Wolfenden

    Can't you see we're living in a blue-screen town in studio space?

    Wolfenden, Wolfenden!


    Video for this one, Sit Down by James, can be found here.

    A minstrel sings a song

    A song in the darkest levels

    She has hair that's long

    In sight of Friday

    Teams quest deep and long

    Meet angels then dance with devils

    She's not brave nor strong

    But she's there anyway

    Guided down and underground

    My life is out of control

    I believe this girl will bear good will

    So here we go

    Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss

    Sidriss next to me

    Sidriss, is, is, is, is

    Of Powers That Be

    Now I'm relieved to hear

    As I quest to some far out places

    Sidriss will be near

    When I feel all alone

    Now I'm down in Level Three

    It's worse than it was before

    Glad I had help from Sidriss

    Even though her magic's poor

    Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss

    Sidriss next to me

    Sidriss, Miss, is this bliss

    Or sympathy?

    Dungeoneers who feel a sadness

    Sidriss is for thee

    Locksmiths written in through madness

    Sidriss is for thee

    Jesters dressed to look ridiculous

    Sidriss is for thee

    At risk, Lord Fear, Sidriss, no tears

    At risk, Lord Fear, Sidriss, no tears

    At risk, Lord Fear, Sidriss, no tears

    Of help, Confused, Sidriss

    Dis..

    ...Miss

    Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss

    Sidriss next to me

    Sidriss, is, is, is, is

    Of Powers That Be

    Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss

    Sidriss next to me

    Sidriss, Miss, is this bliss

    Or sympathy?

    Miss

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      FrightKnight
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      Is that the club mix or the original version?

      Either way Drassil, it's (yet another) winner. Now, where's that recording studio...?

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        Drassil
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        It's not my best effort - in fact, I've been told that it's the weakest - but I enjoyed writing it, and I'm pleased to hear that someone else has enjoyed it too. There are more to come; thanks for your comment, FK!

        As for the recording studio... the shower will have to do for now.

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          MoanaLiza
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          Mind you you can't be any worse at singing than me saying that I don't think anyone's a worse singer than me.

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            Guest
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            You can't be a bad as me Moana! Or at least I hope not, I just hope we never have to have a contest to determine which of us is worse!!!

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              FrightKnight
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              My vocal talent, in terms of singing, is something not to be shared. At worst, it would probably sound as good as drunken karaoke. At worst, about as bad as wailing cats sharpening their claws on a chalkboard.

              Needless to say, not very good!

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                Thanatos
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                I'm good enough to sing my own parody, Saws. Probably not very pleasantly, but at least in tune.

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