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Classic question: Favourite Team Death?

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    CedricTheMadMonk
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    Definitely one of these two

    Already mentioned - "Mogdred's Little Playpen"

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    Danny in Series one turning the wrong way and being blown up by a fast-fused bomb.  Think this was the first of Treguard's trademark "Oooh Nasty"s!

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      DavidNewton
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      "I'm not a goblin!"

      That was pretty good. To be honest I was shocked when I saw Series 8 Team 2's death on the site - I had no memory of anything so horrific (well, gory at least) happening on Knightmare...

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        I'd also like to put in an honourable mention for Series 2 Team 11, who after misreading POTION as POISON, were forced to try to offer Lilith an empty jar of humbugs. She naturally indulged in her favourite pastime of crumbling ledges.

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          Malefact
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          Ah, yes! Mogdred's Playpen. When I saw that originally it scared me sh*tless!

          In terms of funnies, though, the top award should always go to series 2 team 5. In the bomb room they just sat there looking at it for about half an hour before deciding that maybe they should leave!

          The POISON/POTION affair is funny too. All three deaths where Lillith threw the dungeoneer out are gems!

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            Elita
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            Series 5, Team 7 was one of my favourites too, though it would have been funnier if they had been clubbed to death by Brother Mace in a case of mistaken identity.

            I also found Series 8 Team 1's death quite amusing, mainly because I'd practically been screaming "NO!!! Take the KNIFE, not the key you silly buggers!" at the TV. Can anyone remember if there were any other teams that died in the first episode?

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              Series 5, Team 7 was one of my favourites too, though it would have been funnier if they had been clubbed to death by Brother Mace in a case of mistaken identity.

              LOL, perhaps they cut that scene and replaced it with the rather weird Blocker-eating-them one. I'd love to see the uncut version.

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                Malefact
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                Series 1, 2 and 3 all had first episode deaths. Mind you, those were the days when the dungeon was ruthless! I hope the new series will be like that - getting rid of duffers is half the fun!

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                  Pooka
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                  Two spring to mind here:

                  "Say hello to the goblin, and would you like a present?"

                  and of course...

                  "Simon - sidestep to your left..."

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                    Thanatos
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                    I also found Series 8 Team 1's death quite amusing, mainly because I'd practically been screaming "NO!!! Take the KNIFE, not the key you silly buggers!" at the TV.

                    Well, be fair, the rules did say "don't take weapons", and the dungeoneer was male (as in "green for a girl" etc.).

                    My favourite was Series 8 Team 3, the seemingly forgotten "sidestep to the left" death.

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                      PunmiesterWhiteley
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                      Has to be Series 8 Team 2.  The red stuff went everywhere.

                      Team 1 were killed off because they were too thick to understand the scroll.

                      "Green for a girl, black for a boy" clearly indicated the knife and pigeon droppings.  Although why they had to free Motley is a mystery.

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                        Emii
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                        Cos somebody needed to be 'dropping' the hint that his jokes were (pigeon) sh*t.

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                          Elita
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                          Hmmmm, presumably they'd have needed a "Float" spell or similar to go down the trapdoor if they'd got it open... maybe they'd have gotten that from Motley?

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                            knightmaredave
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                            and i wonder if you lot can guess knightmare dave's favourite death there are two from the same series!!!! and they were NASTY!!!!!!!! WELL I THOUGHT SO!!!!

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                              Malefact
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                              Series 2 - both teams that were dropped by Lillith?

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                                and i wonder if you lot can guess knightmare dave's favourite death there are two from the same series!!!! and they were NASTY!!!!!!!! WELL I THOUGHT SO!!!!

                                Hmmm, corridor of blades? There were 2 in series 5, four over all (series 4 and 8 ).

                                Hmm, seems I can still just pluck random trivia out of the air from time to time ...

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                                  Malefact
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                                  I hope Tim Child doesn't shy away from dungeoneer death in this new series. Km remains about the only show that kills off it's losing players, so do it as NASTILY as possible!!!

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                                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                    Km remains about the only show that kills off it's losing players, so do it as NASTILY as possible!!!

                                    Countdown does it too- they just don't want us to know about it.

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                                      DavidNewton
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                                      Yes, they're taken round to the back and stuffed into the furnace that powers the huge clock hand and the rotating Conundrum panel.

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                                        Gerz
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                                        I think the team that offered Skarkill (the Goblin master) the horn, pretending it was magic, one of the advsior tell him to blow the horn, only to find out it is a Goblin horn! The thing is even if it wasn't a goblin horn, if the dungeonere blow it, he would have been found out anyway!!!

                                        Skarkill ends up puttting the Dungeonere in chains!!  ;D

                                        Team 2 Series 5

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                                          SrWilson3S
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                                          OK lemme see........

                                          Series 5 team 2 - I knew they had messed this up as soon as scarkill said "do you have anything for me like gold for example?" I just had a feeling the horn was gonna be  a goblin horn and when it turned out it was i just laughed my a** off.

                                          Accademically the Dungeoneer was cuffed by scarkil and game over.

                                          Series 8 - team 2 - finally they get  a challenge and they blew it the classic corridor of blades gets another victim -and the blood was a nice touch too   ooh nasty.

                                          Series 3 -team 10 with the Goblins was pretty funny she got clubbed to death .

                                          And yeah I guess series 4s Block and tackle too that team who blatently guided their guy off the edge were really dumb but It could be down to panic funny though.

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