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Classic question: Favourite Team Death?

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    Elita
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    Series 5, Team 7 was one of my favourites too, though it would have been funnier if they had been clubbed to death by Brother Mace in a case of mistaken identity.

    I also found Series 8 Team 1's death quite amusing, mainly because I'd practically been screaming "NO!!! Take the KNIFE, not the key you silly buggers!" at the TV. Can anyone remember if there were any other teams that died in the first episode?

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      Series 5, Team 7 was one of my favourites too, though it would have been funnier if they had been clubbed to death by Brother Mace in a case of mistaken identity.

      LOL, perhaps they cut that scene and replaced it with the rather weird Blocker-eating-them one. I'd love to see the uncut version.

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        Malefact
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        Series 1, 2 and 3 all had first episode deaths. Mind you, those were the days when the dungeon was ruthless! I hope the new series will be like that - getting rid of duffers is half the fun!

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          Pooka
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          Two spring to mind here:

          "Say hello to the goblin, and would you like a present?"

          and of course...

          "Simon - sidestep to your left..."

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            Thanatos
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            I also found Series 8 Team 1's death quite amusing, mainly because I'd practically been screaming "NO!!! Take the KNIFE, not the key you silly buggers!" at the TV.

            Well, be fair, the rules did say "don't take weapons", and the dungeoneer was male (as in "green for a girl" etc.).

            My favourite was Series 8 Team 3, the seemingly forgotten "sidestep to the left" death.

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              PunmiesterWhiteley
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              Has to be Series 8 Team 2.  The red stuff went everywhere.

              Team 1 were killed off because they were too thick to understand the scroll.

              "Green for a girl, black for a boy" clearly indicated the knife and pigeon droppings.  Although why they had to free Motley is a mystery.

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                Emii
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                Cos somebody needed to be 'dropping' the hint that his jokes were (pigeon) sh*t.

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                  Elita
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                  Hmmmm, presumably they'd have needed a "Float" spell or similar to go down the trapdoor if they'd got it open... maybe they'd have gotten that from Motley?

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                    knightmaredave
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                    and i wonder if you lot can guess knightmare dave's favourite death there are two from the same series!!!! and they were NASTY!!!!!!!! WELL I THOUGHT SO!!!!

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                      Malefact
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                      Series 2 - both teams that were dropped by Lillith?

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                        and i wonder if you lot can guess knightmare dave's favourite death there are two from the same series!!!! and they were NASTY!!!!!!!! WELL I THOUGHT SO!!!!

                        Hmmm, corridor of blades? There were 2 in series 5, four over all (series 4 and 8 ).

                        Hmm, seems I can still just pluck random trivia out of the air from time to time ...

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                          Malefact
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                          I hope Tim Child doesn't shy away from dungeoneer death in this new series. Km remains about the only show that kills off it's losing players, so do it as NASTILY as possible!!!

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                            GrimaldineGrimwold
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                            Km remains about the only show that kills off it's losing players, so do it as NASTILY as possible!!!

                            Countdown does it too- they just don't want us to know about it.

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                              DavidNewton
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                              Yes, they're taken round to the back and stuffed into the furnace that powers the huge clock hand and the rotating Conundrum panel.

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                                Gerz
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                                I think the team that offered Skarkill (the Goblin master) the horn, pretending it was magic, one of the advsior tell him to blow the horn, only to find out it is a Goblin horn! The thing is even if it wasn't a goblin horn, if the dungeonere blow it, he would have been found out anyway!!!

                                Skarkill ends up puttting the Dungeonere in chains!!  ;D

                                Team 2 Series 5

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                                  SrWilson3S
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                                  OK lemme see........

                                  Series 5 team 2 - I knew they had messed this up as soon as scarkill said "do you have anything for me like gold for example?" I just had a feeling the horn was gonna be  a goblin horn and when it turned out it was i just laughed my a** off.

                                  Accademically the Dungeoneer was cuffed by scarkil and game over.

                                  Series 8 - team 2 - finally they get  a challenge and they blew it the classic corridor of blades gets another victim -and the blood was a nice touch too   ooh nasty.

                                  Series 3 -team 10 with the Goblins was pretty funny she got clubbed to death .

                                  And yeah I guess series 4s Block and tackle too that team who blatently guided their guy off the edge were really dumb but It could be down to panic funny though.

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                                    DavidNewton
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                                    That was a good one. <¦-)

                                    "Sidestep to your left".

                                    "AAAAARGH!"

                                    "Oh, I mean right."

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                                      123Pooka
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                                      This is my first post and topic on the knightmare forum. There have been so many nasty, gruesome and untimely deaths in knightmare.

                                      My favourites- the series 8 team that got chopped up in the corridor of blades and red splashed all over the screen. The girls that got surrounded by the goblins in series 3.

                                      I found a death from series 2 on this website where the dungeoneer and advisors got turned to stone by the medusa! Wish I could have seen that.

                                      The first corridor of blades death in series 4 was also good, especially when Treguard went, "oooh nasty, that's just a slice of life."

                                      Feel free to refresh my memory with other great deaths (sounds quite psychotic) on this forum.

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                                        Malefact
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                                        Hi!

                                        One of my favourite deaths is team one from series 4. They were finished off by Mogdred, no less. A great build-up and, imo, a definite highlight of that series.

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                                          Thanatos
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                                          "Side-step to the left" (series eight).

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