Greetings to you all
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With humble compliments,
I am Eli and I am new (or knew) to this realm. Hello! <(Big cheeky grin). Actually my name is Lee, but Eli's my alter-ego. You wouldn't want to meet Lee- nasty bloke, I can tell you.
Anyhow, I started watching Knightmare last June, so I'm quite new (or knew) to it all. Have watched every episode since then not daring to miss any, apart from one when I was out and the VCR disobeyed my command. Woe. WOE!
Ahem, anyway, just thought I'd say hello.
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You wouldn't want to meet Lee- nasty bloke, I can tell you.
What the Lord Fear type, Mogdred type or the Simon Cowell type? If Lee's the Simon Cowell type that Lee definately is an 'Ooooh Nasty' type of guy oh unless he is more like Gordon Ramsey though
. Anyway you're welcome to this place Eli anyday, but Lee is not welcome (only joking).Hmmm just a thought I think that we've scared Skarkill off once and for all as he doesn't seem to be terrorising knewbies anymore.
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- Gong sounds, bricks move, and I appear *
Greetings Eli, welcome to the looney bin forum. As the forums Brollachan hopefully you will provide more knowledge to this board. Anyway play a while, play forever.
- Disappears into wall *
NB: I've been informed that Skarkill will return this Friday - sorry I mean Frightday for some more terrorising.
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What the Lord Fear type, Mogdred type or the Simon Cowell type?
Lee is all three, mixed together, after being slapped over the face with a wet kipper. As for Gordon Ramsey...pah! He eats Gordon Ramseys for breakfast.
welcome to the looney bin forum
Looney bin, eh? Sounds like just the place for me . As for Starkill- pah! Lee eats Starkills for lunch, with a piece of jam toast, and a cup of bovril.
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Welcome to the zone!
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E (as in the capital letter) and Lie (as in to be untruthful)
Don't you watch "Last of the Summer Wine"?
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Hiya there Eli
Welcome to the forum. I hope you enjoy your stay here.
We're all a pretty friendly bunch here.
Yes sorry to say Moana Liza it's true.....Skarkill will be returning very soon.
(We missed you really Skarkill)
Guess it'll be time for me to hide his irons again...if I can get them again.
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As for Starkill- pah! Lee eats Starkills for lunch, with a piece of jam toast, and a cup of bovril.
"Do you indeed?"
The Goblin Master appers beind Eli.
"Well, Well I'll have to be carefull round you. Sarky tone
"As you've no dought guessed I'm the forums resident Goblin Master, Terror, Nere Do well and all round Bad Guy."
"So unless you has something I might be intrested in say some Gold."
"ITS THE IRONS FOR YER."
"HEHEHEHEHEHE......LOVELY."
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results in him being left with a very convincing Don King hairstlye
Spellcasting:
B, R, Y, L, C, R, E, E, M
The spellcasting chimes ring, and Eli is left with a very nice and trim hairstyle. In fact, the hairstyle is so nice and trim that all harmful electrical energy leaves him in awe of his splendor- and enters all others in the room...
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Can't believe I missed this one. Anyway welcome. I'm Dark Descender, friendly neighbourhood psychomaniac, romanticist, feminist and self-proclaimed genius. Never mind Skarkill, luvvie. His noise is like an empty wine jar in the wind. Oh, gods, now I'm getting phillosophical. I'd better go before the rotten fruit starts flying. Bye, and enjoy yourself.
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Spellcasting:
B, R, Y, L, C, R, E, E, M
The spellcasting chimes ring, and Eli is left with a very nice and trim hairstyle. In fact, the hairstyle is so nice and trim that all harmful electrical energy leaves him in awe of his splendor- and enters all others in the room...
Hey have you seen the commercial for I think Fosters, where the guy has his hair done in such a weired and funny way and his mate has his hair done in an even funnier way. Anyway it's not a Pickle type or early Treguard type hairstyle is it?
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