The Knightmare Ball
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If any of you listen to “I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue” you’ll know that the panel if often asked to announce the guests at a particular ball. The aim of the game is to come up with funny names related to the topic, in our case Knightmare.
An example (“The Builder’s Ball”) can be heard here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clue/clips/buildersball.html
(It sounds better if you say them out loud)
So, it’s time to announce the late arrivals at the Knightmare Ball…
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Just a couple to start you off, they get much better than this, though!
Mr and Mrs Riss and their son, Sid with Mr and Mrs Ard and their daughter Liz. Not to mention Mr and Mrs Eda and their daughter, Madge.
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Mr. and Mrs. Stee, and their daughter Una.
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(I had that one too, Drassil!)
There’s Mr and Mrs Rth-of-legend and their daughter Olga Rth-of-legend. With their Gran, Itas.
Mr and Mrs Icmirror and their daughter, Madge.
Mr and Mrs Ommand-you and their son, Ike.
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Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. John-Ear, and their son, named, of course, after the J.K. Rowling character, Mundungus, known to his friends as Dung.
Followed closely, ladies and gentlemen, by Mr. and Mrs. Vreeching and, named for the film, their pet fish, Wanda, and their parrots, rather unsteady on their perches all just back from the vet suffering from loss of feeling, so don't step on them if they fall off. Tread carefully: the numb Macaws sway.
And here comes a couple with Norman blood, Sir Simon and Lady de Steppeleft, though the baronet is very informal and known to his friends simply as Si.
And, bringing up the rear as ever, Mr. and Mrs. Bennett-what-sort-of-life-force-clock-do-you-call-that-cake and their son Gordon.
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Will you wecome, please, Mr and Mrs Dine and there miserable son, Grim Al.
Followed by Mr and Mrs BerrytheApothecary and there lisping son Ross.
And their Ma, Rta.
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Representatives from the first two series, Mr and Mrs Acomite and their daughter, Cat.
With Mr and Mrs Ain-of–Lilith and their son, Dom.
Closely followed by Mr and Mrs Ving-Keyholetrick and their daughter Mo.
And finally, Mrs and Mrs Co-Six and their son, Jerry.
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Mr. and Mrs. Teachamber and their daughter, Anne.
Mr. and Mrs. Toff-Justice and their daughter, Elma.
Mr. and Mrs. Scaramonger and their son, Julius. (I don't suppose that one counts! )
Mr. and Mrs. Dorov-Blaids and their son, Corey.
Mr. and Mrs. Ponmogdredandquail and their daughter, Luca.
Mr. and Mrs. Parth and their son, Alf.
Mr. and Mrs. Addnee and their son, Harry.
Mr. and Mrs. Mout and their son, Ty.
A few latecomers [who originally 'arrived' on Thursday 13 October 2005, 20:57]:
Mr. and Mrs. Ingteem and their son, Warren.
Mr. and Mrs. Shiftapro-Ching and their daughter, Faye.
Mr. and Mrs. Endor and their son, Des.
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Not forgetting Mr and Mrs I-S-M-I-S-S and their daughter Dee.
Mr and Mrs Mated-bats-in-the-Dwarf-Tunnels and their daughter, Annie
And, of course, Mr and Mrs Afraid and their daughter, Beverly along wiht their child, Tim.
(sorry!)
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What's that? Why it's Mr and Mrs Hemoth and their daughter, Bee.
And here's the Hands family. Hailing from Slough they have been affectionately dubbed the 'Slough Hands' (Think about it)
Of course, husband Bert and wife Sandra are famous, what with bert always answering his wife's questions with "Aye, Sandra".
Brining up the rear is Mister Blingfloor and his friend, Krum.
Finaly we have Dr Atman and his brother, Bo.
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Warm welcomes go out to Mr Naut and his son Ed.
Also welcoming Mr Shebah and his cousin, Bill.
Hello to a Mr Outwordyouhavereachedjourneyend and his wife, Viv.
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I'm getting good at this!
Here we have a Dr Nye, who prefers to be known by his last name, Steven, or Stee for short, Brandishes Sennen Shield in an attempt to block Drassil's outraged attacks
Next is the token Elf-brat. Although no-one knows her name she is famous for her love of Goblin culls and so is known simply as 'Cully'
Still more guests as Mr Istherightwood arrives with his brother, Atwood.
Any more?
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A family that Elita is very friendly with: Mr and Mrs Sake and their daughter, Fay.
Along wiht Mr and Mrs Sof-Marblehead and their large daughter, Great Belle
Finally, getting on a bit, Ol’ Af the Viking.
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