Quotes
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From a scene with Barry, Hands and Romahna (pilloried):
Barry: "If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both. This is a strength potion."
Hands: "Is it beer?"
"Well, more or less. Tastes like beer, anyway."
"Oh no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."
"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if it hasn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
Ohhhhh!!! I think I vaguely remember that one! how'd he get round that then?!
One of my personal favourites, from the Automatron (is that right?)
"Give me a word, or I take a limb, perhaps an arm, perhaps a leg, perhaps a head. Give me a word!"
In that deep booming voice, when you're about six years old - VERY scary! Even scarier when that team gave the wrong password one time...
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From a scene with Barry, Hands and Romahna (pilloried):
Barry: "If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both. This is a strength potion."
Hands: "Is it beer?"
"Well, more or less. Tastes like beer, anyway."
"Oh no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."
"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if it hasn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
Ohhhhh!!! I think I vaguely remember that one! how'd he get round that then?!
One of my personal favourites, from the Automatron (is that right?)
"Give me a word, or I take a limb, perhaps an arm, perhaps a leg, perhaps a head. Give me a word!"
In that deep booming voice, when you're about six years old - VERY scary! Even scarier when that team gave the wrong password one time...
Ooooh Matron
It was the Dreadnought that you were thinking of.
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Foo you!
and cheers anyway ^_^ -
I'm amazed I havn't done this yet, but here's my all time favourite quote...
"Welcome to one of Mogdred's little playpens, dungeoneer. Play awhile...Play forever! Mwahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Naturally.
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Adviser: "Spellcasting C H A N G E."
Pickle: "Master the opposition has played a trick and Chris has fallen for it."
Treguard: "Oh dear I do hope his family aren't watching at this moment in time, it could be very painful for them. Meanwhile team you better tell Chris whats happening, he may not even be aware of this transformation."
Adviser: "Chris you've turned into a ....... goblin."
Treguard: "A goblin I think it is."
Advisor: "Well we better dis spell then."
Chris: "No."
Pickle: "What was that? Master hes even sounding like a goblin."
Adviser: "Dis spell E G"
Chris: "No."
Advisor: "What."
Chris: "Well just think, well I think I should be a goblin!!!!! Incase we need it later on."
Camera cuts to advisors all of them trying to keep a straight face. Also they look confused.
Pickle: "Well thats one way of looking at it I suppose."
Advisor: "Yes alright then."
And of course Lord Fear at the end of series five.
Treguard: Lord Fear can you hear me.
Lord Fear: Of course I can hear you Treguard you dungeon master.
Treguard: Lord Fear we really must protest at this infringement of the rules. This is not playing fair.
Lord Fear: Oh really. Oh how stupid of you Treguard. Winning isn't about playing fair, its about winning. Thats why we the opposition are so good at it.
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Lillith: "Rock to rock and stone to stone, cross the pit and span the zone."
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Brollachan: "I hunger, why don't you feed me"
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*with a knowing look to Redmage
Hordriss: "Carascarm!"
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More latin, this time from Lord Fear.
Lord F: "Zolapse caralama!"
And now, who can tell me what that spell did? First right answer wins a gold star.
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I f it's not latin, it's not my fault. That's just what was on screen when I watched Knightmare with subtitles. But then whoever was doing the subtitles was a bit deaf. Remember the red dragon, "Balshebar?" And the terrifying "Maya Men"!
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I f it's not latin, it's not my fault. That's just what was on screen when I watched Knightmare with subtitles. But then whoever was doing the subtitles was a bit deaf. Remember the red dragon, "Balshebar?" And the terrifying "Maya Men"!
And don't let's even think of mentioning Mire Men!
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If it helps to identify this strange new language, that was the spell Lord F used in series 8 to turn Maldame to stone in a spyglass sequence.
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Lord Fear: "Now I don't like to gloat... what am I saying? I can't believe I said that, dear me, what a little fibber I am! Of course I like to gloat, I love it... you haven't had much food recently, and soon you'll begin to starve, so I'm just going to sit here and watch you die, and of course I'll gloat a bit."
And Treguard's...
"Welcome, Watchers of Illusion, to the Castle of Confusion..."
"Temporal disruption imminent!" (This always gave me the shivers... Oooohhh.)
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"I sit here in my lonely cell and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale." - Brother Mace
Exchange between Barry and Sylvester Hands:
"If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both. This is a strength potion."
"Is it beer?"
"Well, more or less. Tastes like beer, anyway."
"Oh, no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."
"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if it 'asn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
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Back in May I added a Knightmare page to a site called Wikiquote, a website listing, well, quotes. Feel free to add your own, though try and make the wording as accurate as possible:
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