Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Took her elven shirt off
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And sat down with a big box of Ryvita
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And sat down with a big box of Ryvita
I LOVE it!!!
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There were hard times at home for Fatilla...
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When he met a mad lass called cilla...
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She stole his bandana...
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That he vowed he should blip, blop and kill her!
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OK, here's a challenge (and yes, I can think if at least three rhymes for it and I'm sure the rest of you can manage much better ones - remember, rhymes with only the last syllable or two, as they're unstressed, won't do; groan-inducingly bad rhymes with the last three, on the other hand, are in the best tradition of the genre
That mindless but deadly Automaton
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(How about rhymes with the last four syllables?)
That mindless but deadly Automaton
Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on
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Although I'm past caring
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Not going to finish it off Thanatos?
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That mindless but deadly Automaton
Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on
My polished ball bearings
Although I'm past caring
I'm moving to Bournemouth, or Honiton."
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That smelly old thief known as Hands
Had a holiday booked to Gdansk
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He got on the wrong plane
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It was destined for Spain
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He was all packed for snow, not for sands!
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