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    Thanatos
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    OK, here's a challenge (and yes, I can think if at least three rhymes for it and I'm sure the rest of you can manage much better ones - remember, rhymes with only the last syllable or two, as they're unstressed, won't do; groan-inducingly bad rhymes with the last three, on the other hand, are in the best tradition of the genre 😞

    That mindless but deadly Automaton

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      Drassil
      Senior staff
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      (How about rhymes with the last four syllables?)

      That mindless but deadly Automaton

      Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on

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        Malefact
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        My polished ball bearings

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          dontyoulikemypie
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          Although I'm past caring

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            Thanatos
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            (How about rhymes with the last four syllables?)

            Extra credit, sir, extra credit.

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              dontyoulikemypie
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              Not going to finish it off Thanatos?

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                Drassil
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                That mindless but deadly Automaton

                Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on

                My polished ball bearings

                Although I'm past caring

                I'm moving to Bournemouth, or Honiton."

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                  Thanatos
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                  #62

                  Right. Something slightly easier:

                  That smelly old thief known as Hands

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                    dontyoulikemypie
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                    That smelly old thief known as Hands

                    Had a holiday booked to Gdansk

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                      darkDescender
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                      He got on the wrong plane

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                        dontyoulikemypie
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                        It was destined for Spain

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                          HarveyTowers
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                          #66

                          He was all packed for snow, not for sands!

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                            dontyoulikemypie
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                            Good one Harvey Towers! I think these full Limericks should be displayed together on here!

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                              dontyoulikemypie
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                              I guess I'll start a new one again then!

                              One day Motley gave up as a jester...

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                                darkDescender
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                                When he ran out of people to pester

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                                  Malefact
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                                  He summoned up Folly

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                                    HarveyTowers
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                                    Some sheep and a collie

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                                      Billy
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                                      And visted Uncle Fester!

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                                        Thanatos
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                                        "Listen, Lissard," said Fear, "to be blunt,

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                                          sodoto
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                                          dungeoneers are quite easy to hunt

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