Your browser does not seem to support JavaScript. As a result, your viewing experience will be diminished, and you have been placed in read-only mode.

Please download a browser that supports JavaScript, or enable it if it's disabled (i.e. NoScript).

Re:Knightmare Limericks

331 Posts 35 Posters 0 Views

D
D
darkDescender

wrote on last edited by

#69

When he ran out of people to pester
1 Reply Last reply

0
M
M
Malefact

wrote on last edited by

#70

He summoned up Folly
1 Reply Last reply

0
H
H
HarveyTowers

wrote on last edited by

#71

Some sheep and a collie
1 Reply Last reply

0
B
B
Billy

wrote on last edited by

#72

And visted Uncle Fester!
1 Reply Last reply

0
T
T
Thanatos

wrote on last edited by

#73

"Listen, Lissard," said Fear, "to be blunt,
1 Reply Last reply

0
S
S
sodoto

wrote on last edited by

#74

dungeoneers are quite easy to hunt
1 Reply Last reply

0
S
S
Snowcat

wrote on last edited by

#75

So go grab yer net...
1 Reply Last reply

0
D
D
dontyoulikemypie

wrote on last edited by

#76

But I'm willing to bet
1 Reply Last reply

0
S
S
Snowcat

wrote on last edited by

#77

you'll never get near the little runts!
1 Reply Last reply

0
S
S
Snowcat

wrote on last edited by

#78

OK..... Try this one:-

One day, in the Corridor of Blades...
1 Reply Last reply

0
T
T
Thanatos

wrote on last edited by

#79

Someone holding a seven of spades
1 Reply Last reply

0
D
D
Drassil
Senior staff
wrote on last edited by

#80

Was told, "cut the pack"
1 Reply Last reply

0
B
B
Billy

wrote on last edited by

#81

Suddenly changed tack
1 Reply Last reply

0
D
D
dontyoulikemypie

wrote on last edited by

#82

One day, in the Corridor of Blades...

Someone holding a seven of spades

Was told, "cut the pack"

Suddenly changed tack...

And his innards were duly displayed
1 Reply Last reply

0
T
T
Thanatos

wrote on last edited by

#83

Brother Mace, though he can't pronounce "iocus"

(N.B. rhymes with "stock us".)
1 Reply Last reply

0
D
D
dontyoulikemypie

wrote on last edited by

#84

Brother Mace, though he can't pronounce "iocus"

Had a bit of a row with some Blockers
1 Reply Last reply

0
D
D
Drassil
Senior staff
wrote on last edited by

#85

They jeered at his paunch
1 Reply Last reply

0
D
D
dontyoulikemypie

wrote on last edited by

#86

Which caused him to launch...
1 Reply Last reply

0
D
D
darkDescender

wrote on last edited by

#87

a full set of solid brass knockers (the door variety)
1 Reply Last reply

0
D
D
dontyoulikemypie

wrote on last edited by

#88

Some goblins were hunting poor Julie
1 Reply Last reply

0

Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.

Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.

With your input, this post could be even better 💗

1
2
3
4
5
6
16
17