Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Was told, "cut the pack"
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One day, in the Corridor of Blades...
Someone holding a seven of spades
Was told, "cut the pack"
Suddenly changed tack...
And his innards were duly displayed
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Brother Mace, though he can't pronounce "iocus"
Had a bit of a row with some Blockers
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They jeered at his paunch
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Which caused him to launch...
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a full set of solid brass knockers (the door variety)
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Some goblins were hunting poor Julie
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They trapped her very quick,
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Gift-giving. She failed, and died duly.
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(I was hoping somebody would end that one in the manner in which it should have! Well done!)
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Was upset that nobody would heed her
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