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    Thanatos
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    Brother Mace, though he can't pronounce "iocus"

    (N.B. rhymes with "stock us".)

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      dontyoulikemypie
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      Brother Mace, though he can't pronounce "iocus"

      Had a bit of a row with some Blockers

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        Drassil
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        They jeered at his paunch

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          dontyoulikemypie
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          Which caused him to launch...

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            darkDescender
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            a full set of solid brass knockers (the door variety)

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              dontyoulikemypie
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              Some goblins were hunting poor Julie

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                Malefact
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                Each with a club and a dooley

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                  Mashibinbin
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                  They trapped her very quick,

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                    Thanatos
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                    And what course did she pick?

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                      Drassil
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                      Gift-giving. She failed, and died duly.

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                        dontyoulikemypie
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                        (I was hoping somebody would end that one in the manner in which it should have! Well done!)

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                          Thanatos
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                          That bottle-bound genie Majida

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                            dontyoulikemypie
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                            Was upset that nobody would heed her

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                              sodoto
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                              so she picked up a pie

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                                Malefact
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                                And Treguard's left eye

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                                  was in need of a pretty good cleaner!

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                                    dontyoulikemypie
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                                    That sword-wielding mistress Gundrada

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                                      sodoto
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                                      one night got stuck in Treguard's larder

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                                        Billy
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                                        "Fiddlesticks" she said

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                                          darkDescender
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                                          "I'll chop off my own head"

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