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New assitant for Treguard

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    darkDescender
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    But the perfect candidate for the position of New Assisstant is Barry, of course. Or Richard O'Brien.

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      FrightKnight
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      What about Mr Cosmic Handshake himself, the very much alive Ed Tudor Pole?

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        darkDescender
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        You're joking. you are,aren't you? Please tell me you are.

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          Fidjit
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          He would act as though he would know more about the dungeon as Treguard...

          Ed: Listen team, this is Goth, once level three but has now become level two...

          Treguard: God sake Ed sit down...

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            Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques

            Penfold from Dangermouse

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              simiano
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              or no assistant personaly i think tregard was better of without an assistant. But thing was hilarious so yea ill go with that

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                dontyoulikemypie
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                Bonnie Langford.

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                  sodoto
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                  Father Jack from "Father Ted." Heee.

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                    DarkComet
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                    I can imagine it now...

                    'HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET TO LEVEL TWO?!?'

                    Hehehe.

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                      ...and everytime it's an all girls team, he would chant "girls! girls! girls!"

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                        Emii
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                        Maybe a sprite type character, like Pixel but with more up to date animation?

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                          Crazedhefer
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                          How about Lord Fear? It sounds ludicrous but it would be funny!

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                            Wolfshead
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                            I think he could replace Brother Mace or better still Merlin. "DRINK"

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                              TuragaNuju
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                              I think Treguard is too good to be plagued by an assistant, I mean - what exactly did they do tyhat Treguard couldnt? In all the clips I've seen of Melissa Whoever All she sais is 'Oh no - thats not fair'

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                                Kieran
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                                I think you mean Majida when you say 'Melissa' there?

                                I think the idea of Pickle was that he seemed to have good knowledge of the new forest location in season 4, so it was seen as a good way to fill in Treguard's lack of knowledge about the area. It could be argued that his usefulness disappeared after that, however.

                                I think thereafter, the assistant was used as a bridge between Treguad and the advissors, someone who could build up the tension and get just as excited as the team members did, something Treguard could rarely do.

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                                  I think either Tony Blair will be needed a new job if he looses the election next week, you can imagine him ignoring Treguard and try to tell the advisors to hunt for those secret and hidden WMD's of Lord Fear's.

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                                    TuragaNuju
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                                    "This is The People's Dungeon, Where The People Have The People's Way - In The People's Dungeon"

                                    Eghads... Tony Blair could get through the entire game easily - no-one would want to touch/talk/interact in any way with him 😮

                                    And yes.. I meant Marijda

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                                      Hawk-MyTh
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                                      frank spencer

                                      frank: ooh master, they seem to be in abit a trouble,

                                      treguard: indeed they do mr spencer, what do u suggest they do ?

                                      frank: hwell...hmmmhmmm... (does confused expression 😮 )

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                                        Hawk-MyTh
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                                        maybe even a computer generated character like gollum

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                                          Wolfshead
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                                          What about Egor and Nanny from Duckula

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