New assitant for Treguard
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How about Lord Fear? It sounds ludicrous but it would be funny!
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I think Treguard is too good to be plagued by an assistant, I mean - what exactly did they do tyhat Treguard couldnt? In all the clips I've seen of Melissa Whoever All she sais is 'Oh no - thats not fair'
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I think you mean Majida when you say 'Melissa' there?
I think the idea of Pickle was that he seemed to have good knowledge of the new forest location in season 4, so it was seen as a good way to fill in Treguard's lack of knowledge about the area. It could be argued that his usefulness disappeared after that, however.
I think thereafter, the assistant was used as a bridge between Treguad and the advissors, someone who could build up the tension and get just as excited as the team members did, something Treguard could rarely do.
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"This is The People's Dungeon, Where The People Have The People's Way - In The People's Dungeon"
Eghads... Tony Blair could get through the entire game easily - no-one would want to touch/talk/interact in any way with him
And yes.. I meant Marijda
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I just thought I'd post my opinion even thogh this has run for yoinks,
Here goes deep breath
Bruce Forsyth!
Treguard: Welcome watchers of illusion, to the castle of confusion
Brucie: Nice to see you, to see you...
Advisors: NICE!
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K-9 would be good.
Treguard- Welcome Watcher's, once again Temporal Disruption has gone, the Quest is on. A Team of Brave Adventurer's our currently languishing in the deeper depths of my lair. K-9, read out the Progress Report and fill us all in on how this team our doing.
K-9- Affirmative Master.
Richard O' Brien would also be good, he would be good at hamming it up to the camera in the closing moments of the episodes, and Tony Robinson playing a Baldrick-esque character would be my last choice.
Treguard- Warning Teams, do not linger, time is not on your side and you have to move fast if you want to get to Level 2.
Baldrick- Do not despair team, all that talk of moving fast was just a Dead Herring, for I have a Cunning Plan that can't fail.
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Harsh...
...but fair.
Yes, an Igor type character- like the one on Count Duckula, only with less bird-like features. Obviously.
Count Duckula and Knightmare! My childhood in the 80s! Funny, along with Ghostbusters and The Trap Door I seem to be weaned on creepy TV prgogrammes.
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Serious note: I would mind seeing a PROPER elf type character this time. I thought Pickle looked like something from a pantomime! But I liked him non the less.
Funny note: What about Father Jack from Father Ted
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Funny note: What about Father Jack from Father Ted
"Hurry, team, life force is fading! You need to find energy soon..."
"DRINK!"
"Yes, that's the sort of thing I mean..."
"DRINK!"
"Yes, like I s-..."
"DRINK!"
"Yes, I've made that point."
"DRINK!"
"There's no need to keep going on about it."
"GIRLS!!!"
"......No... the dungeoneer's a boy."
"GIRLS!!"
"Look, that's Hordriss the Confuser in that chamber, I really don't think you want to risk offending him."
"F*CK!"
Long pause.
"Yes, I'd agree with that."
All in all, still not as annoying as Pickle, or disruptive as Majida.
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[A dungeoneer rushes back to the antechamber, having finally redeemed the elusive Cup. Father Jack beckons them enthusiastically, and the dungeoneer delivers the Cup into his waiting hands. He peers inside and is disgusted to find an absence of wine, mead or any other drink.]
Jack: "FECK OFF, CUP!" [hurls it through the magic mirror, then sits down grumpily in Treguard's chair, failing to notice or care that Treguard is already sitting in it]
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