Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf
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That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff,
Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,
But when a cargo of Firestones.....
Sank, in the highest tones,
Granitas was blamed so had to lurk 'n' morph.
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That gnarly old guardian Oakley
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Gave the dungeoneer his coat free
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Said the tree troll, "It's yours,
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That gnarly old guardian Oakley
Gave the dungeoneer his coat free
Said the tree troll, "It's yours,
But you can't have the drawers!
- Osmosis has made them smell of pee!"
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Charming!
Guess I'll start another one off then!
Ah Wok went to see his physician
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He tapped him with his wand
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But got thrown into a pond
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Good thing he didnt get caught up in tradition
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An ogre with no time for jesters,
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Along slidled a drunken Iokus,
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An ogre with no time for jesters,
Thought, "I'll clobber the next one who pesters!"
Along slidled a drunken Iokus,
Who just couldn't keep focus...
And got fed - once clobbered - to Festus.
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