Knightmare logo
  • Characters
    Powers that Be Opposition Unaligned
  • Dungeon
    Handpainted CGI Locations
  • Backstage
    Experiences Interviews History How Knightmare was made Convention
  • Fanzone
    Online Coverage Articles Magazines Fan projects
  • Series
    Series 2 Series 3 Series 4 Series 5 Series 6 Series 7 Series 8 Geek Week International Knightmare VR Series 1
  • Events
    Pre-2021 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026
Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Collapse
  1. Home
  2. Forum Games
  3. Re:Knightmare Limericks

Re:Knightmare Limericks

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Forum Games
331 Posts 35 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • S
    S
    Snowcat
    wrote on last edited by
    #174

    Or appearing on 'Countdown' or 'Call my bluff' for that matter???

    That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff, (I was always thought he was Blue...)

    Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,

    But when a cargo of Firestones.....

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • T
      T
      Thanatos
      wrote on last edited by
      #175

      Sank, in the highest tones

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • M
        M
        Mashibinbin
        Staff
        wrote on last edited by
        #176

        That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff,

        Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,

        But when a cargo of Firestones.....

        Sank, in the highest tones,

        Granitas was blamed so had to lurk 'n' morph.

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • D
          D
          dontyoulikemypie
          wrote on last edited by
          #177

          That gnarly old guardian Oakley

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • T
            T
            TuragaNuju
            wrote on last edited by
            #178

            Gave the dungeoneer his coat free

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • D
              D
              Drassil
              Senior staff
              wrote on last edited by
              #179

              Said the tree troll, "It's yours,

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • T
                T
                Thanatos
                wrote on last edited by
                #180

                But you can't have the drawers!

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • M
                  M
                  Mashibinbin
                  Staff
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #181

                  That gnarly old guardian Oakley

                  Gave the dungeoneer his coat free

                  Said the tree troll, "It's yours,

                  But you can't have the drawers!

                  • Osmosis has made them smell of pee!"
                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • D
                    D
                    dontyoulikemypie
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #182

                    Charming!

                    Guess I'll start another one off then!

                    Ah Wok went to see his physician

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • M
                      M
                      MoanaLiza
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #183

                      on the way he saw a magician,

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • T
                        T
                        TuragaNuju
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #184

                        He tapped him with his wand

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • F
                          F
                          FrightKnight
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #185

                          But got thrown into a pond

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • T
                            T
                            TuragaNuju
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #186

                            Good thing he didnt get caught up in tradition

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • D
                              D
                              Drassil
                              Senior staff
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #187

                              An ogre with no time for jesters,

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • T
                                T
                                Thanatos
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #188

                                Thought, "I'll clobber the next one who pesters!"

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • M
                                  M
                                  Mashibinbin
                                  Staff
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #189

                                  Along slidled a drunken Iokus,

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • A
                                    A
                                    Aldude
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #190

                                    who just couldn't keep focus...

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • D
                                      D
                                      Drassil
                                      Senior staff
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #191

                                      An ogre with no time for jesters,

                                      Thought, "I'll clobber the next one who pesters!"

                                      Along slidled a drunken Iokus,

                                      Who just couldn't keep focus...

                                      And got fed - once clobbered - to Festus.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • T
                                        T
                                        Thanatos
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #192

                                        Well done to the three who followed me, that's a good one (even if it doesn't quite scan at one point and "iocus" doesn't rhyme with "focus" [rather with "block us"]), and unlike many of the others more or less makes sense (not that they have to make sense, of course)! To proceed (slightly tricky, I hope):

                                        The maiden they call Mellisandre

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • T
                                          T
                                          TuragaNuju
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #193

                                          Decided that french was Tres Sambre

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0

                                          Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.

                                          Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.

                                          With your input, this post could be even better 💗

                                          Register Login
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.

                                          The Team

                                          Join
                                          Submissions
                                          Contact
                                          KM Chat
                                          Privacy Policy

                                          The Site

                                          About
                                          Search
                                          Site Map
                                          Terms & Conditions
                                          Q&A

                                          Keep up-to-date with Knightmare news:
                                          Visit KnightmareTV on X Visit KnightmareTV on Facebook Visit KnightmareTV on YouTube Receive Browser Notifications See our RSS Feed
                                          © Copyright Knightmare.com 1999-2026. All Rights Reserved. Moral rights are asserted.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups