Parody of I Don't Like Mondays by the Boomtown Rats
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Treguard suffers a loss of confidence, due to the Dungeon's mortality rate. Based upon I Don't Like Mondays by the Boomtown Rats. Thank you to Darren for suggesting this one.
The magical staff beside his chair
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna do a quest today
If they get in he spellcasts HOME
And Pickle doesn't understand it
Although he knows that Treguard's getting old
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
Tell me why
I don't like Fridays
It's because
They're 'kids might die' days
Blocks or blades
Or spells or causeways
I want to shut
The whole Dungeon
The dank viewing pool makes Fear feel cool
As he speaks to a waiting world
And Pickle feels so shocked
Treguard's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to
The boys and the girls
8 to 14 ain't so peachy keen
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
Tell me why
I don't like Fridays
It's because
They're 'kids might die' days
Blocks or blades
Or spells or causeways
I want to shut
The Dungeon down
All the playing's stopped in the Dungeon now
He wants to polish his sword awhile
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the fire crackles
And Morghanna cackles
With the problems and the hows and whys
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die?
Tell me why
I don't like Fridays
It's because
They're 'kids might die' days
Blocks or blades
Or spells or causeways
I want to shut
The whole Dungeon...
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