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Parody of Trouble in Paradise by The Crests

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    Hehe I'd love to see him doing that number and here's another one with Treguard despairing with a hint of optimism at the end. [based upon 'Trouble in Paradise' by The Crests]

    Calling all Brave-ones, calling all Brave-ones, calling all brave-ones oo---ou

    There's trouble in Dunshelm

    My dungeoneers just aren't winning

    There's trouble in Dunshelm

    Fears already been gloating

    Some trader told Hordriss a lot of lies

    so now my teams are falling

    From causeways like a pack of flies

    There's trouble in Dunshelm

    Quest-items're no longer mine

    There's trouble in Dunshelm

    Hordriss did you have to re-align?

    They told him I'd taken sidriss' virtue

    Come on I wouldn't want her, please;

    She wouldn't know what to do!

    Mr. Motley, Mr. Ridolfo

    Tell him I never touched her so

    If needed put up a fight

    The Powers that Be need putting right.

    There's trouble in Dunshelm

    the Dungeon's not the same

    The watchers sit & cry

    They say it's such a shame

    They'd like our tvshow to be on like before

    Then the trouble in Dunshelm will be no more...

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