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    Becxsmagic
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    I'll keep it short. Love the show and the website.

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      Drassil
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      Hi there. It's been a very quiet month on the forum, so it's good to see a new member. However long you stay, I hope you have fun!

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        Becxsmagic
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        Thanks Drassil, I'm loving the forums so far, so I'll probably stick around for a long time. You're right though, it is quiet...

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          The Goblin Horn Sounds and The Terror of The Forum, Pain and Sadisam incarnet, The Dreaded Goblin Master himself strides into view with the disspicable and dissgusting Goblin Brothers Grippa & Rhark not far behind.

          "Finaly a New Plaything."

          "Right Just you stand yer ground Knewbie. Yes stand yer ground While I gets me manicals on yer."

          "HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.......LOVELY."

          "Allow me to introduce myself."

          "Skarkill's The Name."

          "The Forums Ressident Goblin Master, Villain, Terror, Near do well and all round Bad Guy."

          "An yes you guessed it your my next Victim."

          "So unless you has any gold."

          "IT'S THE IRONS FOR YER!!"

          "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........LOVELY."

          See you round

          GOBLIN FODDER!!

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            Becxsmagic
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            NOT THE IRONS! They'll ruin my oh-so-sensitivish skin!

            That would be most unlovely.

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              Snowwiewolf
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              Hello! I'm Snowwie the elven wolfy hugs

              If Skarky gets on your nerve too much just call meh

              I can cast a loverly RUST spell on those irons

              ps: turns Skarkill in to a pumpkin Oh, how I've missed that

              (Sorry, Skarky, it's been too long since I've done that, so I could not resist....)

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                Becxsmagic
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                Thanks, Snowwie. Erm... you...used that...RUST spell...on me...can't...move, help! 😮

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  Oh no not another metal person. It was bad enough with the Frightnight . Anyway don't worry about Skarks. The bees will make him scarper tries to pumpkin to Mrs G, but it's too heavy to shift

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                    Becxsmagic
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                    Thanks you lot turns them all into pumpkins

                    Whoops, that was meant to shower you with choclate biscuits.

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                      I'm Harvey Towers, now sadly here increasingly less.

                      Great to see you've helped get some dicussion going again though...

                      Welcome to the zone!

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                        Snowwiewolf
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                        Okay could somebody dispell? Pumpkins don't have mouths so I can't spell let alone dispell...

                        Wait how am I talking without a mouth?!

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                          Becxsmagic
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                          Oh, sure thing.

                          Dispell N I K P M U P

                          There, that better everyone?

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                            Snowwiewolf
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                            Thanks

                            Now, why do I have this crawing for pumpkin soup? 😮

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                              Yes, hello and welcome! I am Dark Descender, Romanticist, Feminist and recently going slightly mad. Enjoy yourself.

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                                Becxsmagic
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                                I hunger for...pumpkin soup

                                I'll get a batch started.

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                                  TheBrollachan
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                                  "I hunger, why don't you feed me"

                                  Greetings Becxsmagic, the Brollachan here, known by some also as 'that annoying...' . Welcome to the looney bin forums, enjoy your stay.

                                  prods Snowwiewolf with a feather

                                  Now what's this pumpkin doing here?

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                                    Snowwiewolf
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                                    Oh, sure thing.

                                    Dispell N I K P M U P

                                    There, that better everyone?

                                    Wasn't I changed back? Now how am I going to turn the Brollachan in to mouse, for prodding me with a feather if I'm a pumpkin?(!)

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                                      Becxsmagic
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                                      Thanks Brollachan! I feel very welcome.

                                      Right, I think I've got the biscuit shower spell sorted

                                      Spellcasting: B I S C U I T

                                      Oh, now you're all chocolate mice. Oh well.

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                                        TheBrollachan
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                                        mutters about woman who try using magic

                                        Still, I've always wondered whether I'm a man or a mouse.

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                                          Becxsmagic
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                                          Watch it! (bites Brollachan's chocolate tail off)

                                          Mmm...not bad (bites own ear off)

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