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  • HarveyTowersH
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    HarveyTowers
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    I'm Harvey Towers, now sadly here increasingly less.

    Great to see you've helped get some dicussion going again though...

    Welcome to the zone!

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      Snowwiewolf
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      Okay could somebody dispell? Pumpkins don't have mouths so I can't spell let alone dispell...

      Wait how am I talking without a mouth?!

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        Becxsmagic
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        Oh, sure thing.

        Dispell N I K P M U P

        There, that better everyone?

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          Snowwiewolf
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          Thanks

          Now, why do I have this crawing for pumpkin soup? 😮

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            darkDescender
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            Yes, hello and welcome! I am Dark Descender, Romanticist, Feminist and recently going slightly mad. Enjoy yourself.

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              Becxsmagic
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              I hunger for...pumpkin soup

              I'll get a batch started.

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                TheBrollachan
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                "I hunger, why don't you feed me"

                Greetings Becxsmagic, the Brollachan here, known by some also as 'that annoying...' . Welcome to the looney bin forums, enjoy your stay.

                prods Snowwiewolf with a feather

                Now what's this pumpkin doing here?

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                  Snowwiewolf
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                  Oh, sure thing.

                  Dispell N I K P M U P

                  There, that better everyone?

                  Wasn't I changed back? Now how am I going to turn the Brollachan in to mouse, for prodding me with a feather if I'm a pumpkin?(!)

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                    Becxsmagic
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                    Thanks Brollachan! I feel very welcome.

                    Right, I think I've got the biscuit shower spell sorted

                    Spellcasting: B I S C U I T

                    Oh, now you're all chocolate mice. Oh well.

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                      TheBrollachan
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                      mutters about woman who try using magic

                      Still, I've always wondered whether I'm a man or a mouse.

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                        Becxsmagic
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                        Watch it! (bites Brollachan's chocolate tail off)

                        Mmm...not bad (bites own ear off)

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                          TheBrollachan
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                          (Good job this isn't euphamisms ahem)

                          Eeep my tail, eeep ear.

                          sniffles

                          And I was being nice to you as a newbie.

                          watches his tail regrow back

                          Oh I must be genetically modified, oh well I always thought I wasn't normal.

                          (edited as I've now paying attention a bit more)

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                            Becxsmagic
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                            Well...you were so delicious I couldn't resist. Mmmm, chocolate.

                            PS I didn't bite your ear off, just your tail.

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                              Drassil
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                              Notes the date I bet you wish you'd saved a few of those pumpkins now!

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                                Becxsmagic
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                                What a good idea!

                                Spellcasting...P U M P K I N

                                Turns herself into a pumpkin

                                That's not right...

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  Ohh dear nasty

                                  Spell casting: P-I-C-K-M-E-U-P

                                  turns everyone in to smileys

                                  :)     :o      :)    :)     :o      
                                  

                                  Whhoops!

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