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    Becxsmagic
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    Thanks you lot turns them all into pumpkins

    Whoops, that was meant to shower you with choclate biscuits.

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      I'm Harvey Towers, now sadly here increasingly less.

      Great to see you've helped get some dicussion going again though...

      Welcome to the zone!

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        Snowwiewolf
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        Okay could somebody dispell? Pumpkins don't have mouths so I can't spell let alone dispell...

        Wait how am I talking without a mouth?!

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          Becxsmagic
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          Oh, sure thing.

          Dispell N I K P M U P

          There, that better everyone?

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            Snowwiewolf
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            Thanks

            Now, why do I have this crawing for pumpkin soup? 😮

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              darkDescender
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              Yes, hello and welcome! I am Dark Descender, Romanticist, Feminist and recently going slightly mad. Enjoy yourself.

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                Becxsmagic
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                I hunger for...pumpkin soup

                I'll get a batch started.

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                  TheBrollachan
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                  "I hunger, why don't you feed me"

                  Greetings Becxsmagic, the Brollachan here, known by some also as 'that annoying...' . Welcome to the looney bin forums, enjoy your stay.

                  prods Snowwiewolf with a feather

                  Now what's this pumpkin doing here?

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                    Snowwiewolf
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                    Oh, sure thing.

                    Dispell N I K P M U P

                    There, that better everyone?

                    Wasn't I changed back? Now how am I going to turn the Brollachan in to mouse, for prodding me with a feather if I'm a pumpkin?(!)

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                      Becxsmagic
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                      Thanks Brollachan! I feel very welcome.

                      Right, I think I've got the biscuit shower spell sorted

                      Spellcasting: B I S C U I T

                      Oh, now you're all chocolate mice. Oh well.

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                        TheBrollachan
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                        mutters about woman who try using magic

                        Still, I've always wondered whether I'm a man or a mouse.

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                          Becxsmagic
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                          Watch it! (bites Brollachan's chocolate tail off)

                          Mmm...not bad (bites own ear off)

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                            TheBrollachan
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                            (Good job this isn't euphamisms ahem)

                            Eeep my tail, eeep ear.

                            sniffles

                            And I was being nice to you as a newbie.

                            watches his tail regrow back

                            Oh I must be genetically modified, oh well I always thought I wasn't normal.

                            (edited as I've now paying attention a bit more)

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                              Becxsmagic
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                              Well...you were so delicious I couldn't resist. Mmmm, chocolate.

                              PS I didn't bite your ear off, just your tail.

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                                Notes the date I bet you wish you'd saved a few of those pumpkins now!

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                                  Becxsmagic
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                                  What a good idea!

                                  Spellcasting...P U M P K I N

                                  Turns herself into a pumpkin

                                  That's not right...

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                                    Snowwiewolf
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                                    Ohh dear nasty

                                    Spell casting: P-I-C-K-M-E-U-P

                                    turns everyone in to smileys

                                    :)     :o      :)    :)     :o      
                                    

                                    Whhoops!

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