Confuscious Says
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I don't know why I'm bothering as I'll never be as funny as Drassill, but I can try...
Confucious say: "Dungeoneer who dither like hell bound to end up there"
Confucuious say: "Dungeoneer who carry humbugs meet sticky end"
Confucious say: "Dungeoneer who enter ice kingdom be ready for frosty reception"
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Thanks, Moana!
Confucious say: "All go downhill when Genie replace Elf"
Confucious say: "Dungeoneer who enter Corridor of Blades often lose head"
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You can't sign a peace treaty with a Pooka!
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(That last one's quite ironic, for reasons I won't go into...)
(For Christopher's team in Series 5) 'Only when a man has walked as a goblin, does he understand that he's seriously messed up his quest.'
(For Helen's team in Series 4) 'Seek not powerful Transformation, when red wizard has shown you humble But.'
(For Julie's team in Series 3) 'Goblins take no jewels, when they can take duels... with Jules.'
(For Neil's team in Series 2) 'To cast a spell, spell.'
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Confucious say: Many Hands' make terrible smell. (I do hope you'll get that one.)
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or Many Hands make light work of keg of ale.
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'The talking key will unlock much annoyance.'
'Know the animal mystery that lurks within a bottle. Child opens bottle and encounters pooka; Monk opens bottle and embraces lizard; Dungeon master opens bottle and finds dog.'
'If Atlantean lacks harmony, find him tuner.'
'Some monks live not by the Cross. They live to be cross.'
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Welshman who go right, goes right. Welshman who go left, not much left.
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Quest of ten thousand steps always begins with a good, sturdy set of bunion pads.
(Not really related) Confuscious says: Where's my unemployment cheque?
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Dungeoneer (S8) who enter corridor of Blade get short cut.
I'd have thought it should be:
Dungeoneer who enter short cut, get cut short.
"Daniel, you're on a moving conveyor and OH MY GOD! THERE'S A HUGE SPINNING BLADE COMING RIGHT TOWARDS YOU!..."
zazzaz
splat
Or words to that effect.
Edit: actually, it wasn't a short cut for that quest, was it? Bah. But you see what I mean.
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Team that misses its stop on the descender fails on many levels.
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