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    Scott_Wilkinson
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    Thus, the team had failed the test.

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      dontyoulikemypie
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      Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack

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        Becxsmagic
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        The screen started to turn black

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          Devanté
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          Treguard turned to face his back.

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            TuragaNuju
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            Treguard Realised The Stage Crew had Gone Home

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              Becxsmagic
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              Sorry, I think you'll find Devante and I both posted at the same time...coincidence.

              As well as the gnome

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                dontyoulikemypie
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                Treguard Realised The Stage Crew had Gone Home

                Eh? I can understand the double posting of the same rhyme line but what's your line about?

                Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack

                The screen started to turn black

                A temporal disruption

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                  Becxsmagic
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                  Well, the screen turned black because they were using Windows 95, what would you expect from that system?

                  Seriously though, I think we should use Devante's, it's better:

                  Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack

                  Treguard turned to face his back.

                  Treguard Realised The Stage Crew had Gone Home

                  As well as the gnome...

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                    dontyoulikemypie
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                    But "Treguard realised the stage crew had gone home" is far too long to fit in that place! You've all killed the limericks curse you!!!

                    My edit:

                    Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack

                    Treguard turned to face his back.

                    The crew had gone home

                    As well as the gnome...

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                      Becxsmagic
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                      That's not my line-look more closely...

                      Besides I'm already cursed. Did nobody tell you? Grins evil insane grin

                      Back to the important stuff:

                      He went home and started to pack

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                        dontyoulikemypie
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                        That's not my line-look more closely...

                        Besides I'm already cursed. Did nobody tell you? Grins evil insane grin

                        I actually cursed everyone, if you look more closely! Anyway, I'm the king of evil insane grins!

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                          Becxsmagic
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                          Oh, so it was you that cursed me. Oh well. Looks in mirror. Breaks it

                          I'm the king of evil insane grins!

                          Well, you've got competition. Grins even bigger insane grins

                          I may as well start a new limerick while I'm here:

                          Times when Merlin forgot the spell...

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                            TuragaNuju
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                            He had to jump - down a well

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                              Thanatos
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                              A simply appalling

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                                dontyoulikemypie
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                                But rather enthralling

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                                  dontyoulikemypie
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                                  Since no one's bothering, here goes. You have to add stress where I've indicated in capitals!

                                  ME-thod of DE-scending LE-vel(l)

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                                    HarveyTowers
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                                    A new one then:

                                    Whilst wandering in Dunkley Wood

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                                      frieza
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                                      Whilst wandering in Dunkley Wood

                                      As no dungeoneer ever should...

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                                        dontyoulikemypie
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                                        Look out for an Elf-path

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                                          Thanatos
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                                          For ill-gotten pelf hath

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