Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Treguard Realised The Stage Crew had Gone Home
Eh? I can understand the double posting of the same rhyme line but what's your line about?
Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack
The screen started to turn black
A temporal disruption
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Well, the screen turned black because they were using Windows 95, what would you expect from that system?
Seriously though, I think we should use Devante's, it's better:
Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack
Treguard turned to face his back.
Treguard Realised The Stage Crew had Gone Home
As well as the gnome...
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But "Treguard realised the stage crew had gone home" is far too long to fit in that place! You've all killed the limericks curse you!!!
My edit:
Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack
Treguard turned to face his back.
The crew had gone home
As well as the gnome...
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That's not my line-look more closely...
Besides I'm already cursed. Did nobody tell you? Grins evil insane grin
Back to the important stuff:
He went home and started to pack
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That's not my line-look more closely...
Besides I'm already cursed. Did nobody tell you? Grins evil insane grin
I actually cursed everyone, if you look more closely! Anyway, I'm the king of evil insane grins!
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Oh, so it was you that cursed me. Oh well. Looks in mirror. Breaks it
I'm the king of evil insane grins!
Well, you've got competition. Grins even bigger insane grins
I may as well start a new limerick while I'm here:
Times when Merlin forgot the spell...
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He had to jump - down a well
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But rather enthralling
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Since no one's bothering, here goes. You have to add stress where I've indicated in capitals!
ME-thod of DE-scending LE-vel(l)
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A new one then:
Whilst wandering in Dunkley Wood
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Look out for an Elf-path
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Whilst wandering in Dunkley Wood
As no dungeoneer ever should
Look out for an Elf-path
For ill-gotten pelf hath
Been known to tempt elves to no good
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And a ride with the boatman's not cheap
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But by crossing his palm...
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The Dunswater's chilly and deep
And a ride with the boatman's not cheap
But by crossing his palm...
You'll come to no harm
Until you're across to the keep.
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