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    PhoenixFlame
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    LOL, guess you're not a fan then? Hmm, I would probably put in Bush cos it'd be funny seeing him try to talk to the people in the dungeon and not understanding them, does that make me cruel?

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      HStorm
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      "Where am ah?"

      "You're in a room with..."

      "A room?!? A room?!? I'm not in an oilfield?"

      "Er, no. Ahead of you there's..."

      "There any folks in here?"

      "Yeah, there's..."

      "Well let's not dance round the ol' bush - an' ah don't just mean muh daddy when ah say that - let's talk to 'em. Hey you thar! Ah'm on the quest for an awful lot o' oil and any Eye-Shields of Mass Destruction. You got any?"

      "GRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!"

      "As I was saying, George, there's a huge monster with yellow skin, pointy teeth and a single gleaming eye, and it's drooling hungrily."

      "Ah, Dick Cheney! Who'd a thunk ah'd run into you down here..."

      And so on.

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        PhoenixFlame
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        LOL, yeah! He'd probably have Tony Blair as an advisor as well!

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          HStorm
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          Hmm, maybe we could turn it into an interactive story, might be a laugh...

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            Snowwiewolf
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            @Ironlord:

            I scared my mum by laughing too loudly

            One thing my mom wants to know: How do you know so much about finnish heavy?

            I'd like to have my old french teacher as the dungeneer. Say hello to the goblins Tarja, ask them if they'd like to learn frech recipies! Mwah ha haa!

            And I'd like ? ? to be one of the advisors (so I could steal a kiss from him while everyone is watching my french teacher get eaten)

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              Ironlord
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              @Ironlord:

              I scared my mum by laughing too loudly

              One thing my mom wants to know: How do you know so much about finnish heavy?

              http://www.last.fm/users/nimbostratus

              And that's just in the last month. I have more Finnish metal than is healthy and it's been on my playlist for the last year and a half to the near-exclusion of just about anything else.

              Blame the people who introduced me to Ensiferum. Also blame the people in and around Nottingham who invented the "Full Moon Dance" that has already been exported to a few other rock clubs round the country...

              I'll send you a link at some stage.

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                Snowwiewolf
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                links not working...

                Full moon dance?!

                If you ever get the chance to come to Finland go to either Duck Rock, Tuska or F.M.E great bands, grat food (at duck rock), Heavy Karaoke!

                Actually If you ever do come to Finland send meh an e-mail

                I just watched Die Hard

                Karl (long blonde hair, baddie) he'd propably avenge meh if I lost.

                Mrs. Mclane: She's just as aggressive as me when needed. Proapbly a good spell caster.

                John Mclane: He can keep his mind clear in extreme situations. Only problem is he and Karl would try and kill each other....

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                  Ironlord
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                  links not working...

                  http://www.last.fm/user/nimbostratus was what I meant to put. The overall Finnishness has just been reduced with the massive amount of Forefather I've been playing, though.

                  Currently enjoying Sonata Arctica howl their way through Die With Your Boots On. I really should dig out more of the old Maiden classics.

                  Full moon dance?!

                  Check your email - soon. It needs a good deal of explanation...

                  If you ever get the chance to come to Finland go to either Duck Rock, Tuska or F.M.E great bands, grat food (at duck rock), Heavy Karaoke!

                  I've considered Tuska, but that'll have to wait until next year. In terms of great Finnish food, I've got some kylmäsavuporonpaisti in the fridge...

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                    Snowwiewolf
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                    Actually by great food i meant french fires, chicken, octopus rings....

                    When you do go to Tuska mail me, you'll get a good friend to enjoy the festival with

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                      Ironlord
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                      When you do go to Tuska mail me, you'll get a good friend to enjoy the festival with

                      Talking of which, hope you got my last four emails. Check your spam folder if you didn't.

                      Dispel... H-O-T-M-A-I-L!

                      jangly dispel noise

                      Snowwiewolf gets a better email account

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                        natnut
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                        id have these people for a laugh as i would probably die instantly!

                        1)chris eubank, his lisp would get me all confused(lol)

                        2)Chantelle from big brother, to see if she does have ONE brain cell)

                        3)the guy from series 4 welsh team who says......."side step to the left"

                        purely for comedy value i hasten to add!

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