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    Trial_by_Spikes
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    Good one. Miremen - slow, fat, rubbish.

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      Majida has to be "Eees too deefeecult". It's what everyone remembers of her.

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        Trial_by_Spikes
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        Ridolfo - Super Mario Clone

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          Emii
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          Lord Fear - Out of eyeshadow.

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            Trial_by_Spikes
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            Mogdred - better than Fear

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              Sidriss- "Insert Brain Here".

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                Emii
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                Mogdred - too much foundation

                Fear - rather good looking

                Treguard - manic glaring machine

                Gretel - Am I pretty

                Marta - I'm a lizard

                Lissard - my breath stinks

                Dungeoneer - horny little bugger

                [the one about Fear was a joke btw...]

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                  Debz_g
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                  You all know how fond I am of Hugo, but there are only three words to describe a season 3 Treguard and those words are: Too Much Tan!  ;D

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                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                    You all know how fond I am of Hugo, but there are only three words to describe a season 3 Treguard and those words are: Too Much Tan!  ;D

                    And don't the Challenge? announcers like to mention it! Every week or two one of them cracks the same old joke. Pity it isn't a realistic shade, and also that it doesn't get anywhere near his hairline, so there's a very light line just underneath his hair.

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                      Trial_by_Spikes
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                      Please don't insult Hugo Myatt. His beard was the altar of my youth. I even watched Zig-Zag when he was in it just to catch a glimpse of his beard. And to see him in a toga. But I'm not gay. Though to tell you the truth, I could understand any straight man choosing Treguard over Majiida since she was just so damn annoying. That voice still grates ten years on.

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                        Mogdred: The moogle. Kupo.

                        And sorry to go on about it if I'm the only person to find it funny <¦-(

                        Scarkill: Fearship. Lordship. Lovely.

                        Snapper Jack: Not a biscuit

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                          benprice606
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                          Level 1-3 shortcuts:  political cop out

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                            DavidNewton
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                            True. And welcome to the board.

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                              GrimaldineGrimwold
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                              The life force quiche: We want skull.

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                                Malefact
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                                Series 9 Life Force: Dungeoneer's Own Face!

                                (sorry, GG, couldn't resist!  😄 )

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                                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                  It can also work to describe teams. If anyone feels like working these out, go ahead. As a prize, dearies, I'll reveal a wellway to the next level (or a banana, your choice):

                                  1. Magic too long

                                  2. Play a while...

                                  3. Lilith loves humbugs

                                  4. Simon, sidestep left

                                  5. Squares, not steps

                                  6. Not magic horn  

                                  7. Offer goblins present

                                  8. Dark side delight

                                  9. Green for girl

                                  10. Firestones no good

                                  Anyone who points out that I originally posted this on the wrong thread wins eternal pursuit by the Brollachan. Festus, Mummy's going senile.

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                                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                    Series 9 Life Force: Dungeoneer's Own Face!

                                    (sorry, GG, couldn't resist!  😄 )

                                    Malefact on this board: "Festus, din dins"

                                    The discussions about what and who should feature in the new Knightmare and Malefact's insistence on his face idea: "Norgate more important".

                                    Someone's just bound to try to think up an incredibly amusing one to fit me now, I just know it. Before anyone else uses it: "Too many posts". Muhahahaha, I said it first.

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                                      Whiteknight
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                                      I may get Festus set on me for this but here I go anyway:

                                      'I am Merlin' = Mogdred (they don't even try to disguise his voice or appearance despite being on different sides of good and evil.)

                                      'Wacky hair style' = Treguard (series 1 and 2)

                                      'Neat hair style' = Treguard (series 3 to (a noticeable difference)

                                      'I feel sick' = Spindizzy

                                      'Mindless abject panic' = Bomb room / Block and Tackle

                                      'S**t your pants' = Corridor of blades

                                      'One brain cell' = Sylvester Hands

                                      'No bottom jaw' = Life force energy critical

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                                        Trial_by_Spikes
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                                        Glad this game finally took off.

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                                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                          I may get Festus set on me for this but here I go anyway:

                                          Why? I see nothing to warrant that, dearie.

                                          Incidentally, "no bottom jaw" is fabulous.

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