A quartet of parodies
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Based on Robert De Niro's Waiting by Bananarama.
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpu8RlxI_2w or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H87yGvoCNHU
Knightmare Series Eight
Might leave you quite impressed
The CGI's great
And it's in every quest
But watching the show can become a bad dream
Whenever Bartram encounters a team
If Scaramonger and Ah Wok come back
Hope they'll see Bartram, take clubs and attack
Honesty Bartram's grating
Talking to Daniel
Honesty Bartram's grating
Talking to Daniel
Honesty Bartram's grating
Talking to Nathan
(Talking to Nathan)
Honesty Bartram's grating
I don't like your beard
Nor do I like your hat
And your name suggests
To me that you're a prat
Your gestures, your patter, they irritate me
Watching you is, like your potion, risky
Don't try to charm me, you're wasting your time
I'd tell me dad that your acting's a crime
Honesty Bartram's grating
Talking to Daniel
Honesty Bartram's grating
Talking to Daniel
Honesty Bartram's grating
Talking to Nathan
(Talking to Nathan)
Honesty Bartram's grating...
Based on Pinball Wizard by The Who
Official audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xZzGtDW2p4
About this incident.
Back when I was a young boy
I heeded Tommy Boyd
I drew living room curtains
And Knightmare I enjoyed
But a certain technomancer
He got me quite annoyed
That dastardly Lord Fear
Sure makes a mean Bimboid!
It stands like a statue
It's a skeletal machine
Showing its obedience
In a spyglass scene
Ordered to kill Hordriss
Oh no, he'll be destroyed
Won't somebody warn him
Here comes a mean Bimboid!
It's a Bimboid, wizard
It's gonna kill you
A Bimboid, wizard
Unless you see it true
Who do you think will warn him?
(I don't know!)
Nathan it should be
Ain't got no distractions
Has magic energy
It looks a lot like Sidriss:
Iona Kennedy
Lord Fear's made it evil
With its mind he's toyed
A dead, dumb assassin's
Also a mean Bimboid
I thought I saw
A black gigantic cat
But it's just Hordriss
The Bimboid's not here yet
Then they find it at the trapdoor
Waiting with a knife
Nathan's teammates tip him off
And he saves Hordriss' life
He reveals it and destroys it
I was overjoyed
That pompous old wizard
Sure saw off that Bimboid!
Based on Country House by Blur
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpuh1WE-RVw
About Leo's quest in Series 3.
(So the story begins)
Bromley dweller
Successful fella
Said to his friends
"Hey, Matthew and James and Simon,
Let's go on Knightmare
In Series Three."
And he meets Melly and Merlin
While the quest's unfurling
Tells Motley a joke and it's an oyster, no pearl in
Fluffed it in the level's anxiety
Yes, it's Level Two
And Leo's through (so simple)
He went on a quest
A very big quest
In the Dungeon
Watching Challenge for repeats
Hordriss he defeats
In the Dungeon
He has all manner of spells
And climbs in one or two wells
In the Dungeon
You're not supposed to take arms
Even if you've qualms
In the Dungeon
He's got Mogdred's GLORY and life's a different story
Listening to Treguard's oratory
Dispelled a SWORD then ENERGY
He's shaking Stardust, trying his hardest
Needs a helping hand, that window's not at all bland
Oh, if he'd just said, "Avebury"
Wasn't faint at heart
Rode that cart (down the mine tracks)
He went on a quest
A very big quest
In the Dungeon
It was in search of the Cup
He did well then messed it up
In the Dungeon
He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh
Takes the wrong path
In the Dungeon
You should come to no harm
With good knowledge and charm
In the Dungeon
In the Dungeon
In the Dungeon
In the Dun-ge-o-on
The largest ring on English ground? I don't know where
The largest ring on English ground? I don't know where
Based on You're the Voice by John Farnham
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkOZTSvrHs
About a Series 6 room.
Each Se-ries Six team starts with a decision
They can seek what they want to seek
They gotta make their choice, out of a whole four missions
They can choose the Sword or
The Cup, Shield or Crown
But hooow can Sophia's team choose it
When it's only just been found?
Hall of Choice, not for hun or bandit
It is for the dungeoneer
Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o
If they get a hand from Hordriss
Then they're gonna beat Lord Fear
Oh-wo-wo-wo, whoa-o-o-o
This time, we know they're free to stand where they may
With four symbols it's all up to them
And each one means a different doorway
They can choose the Sword or
The Cup, Shield or Crown
But hooow can Sophia's team choose it
When it's only just been found?
Hall of Choice, not for hun or bandit
It is for the dungeoneer
Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o
If they get a hand from Hordriss
Then they're gonna beat Lord Fear
Oh-wo-wo-wo, whoa-o-o-o...
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