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    keke
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    block and tackle as like one of those side games things. it'd be like the platform and underneath would be a bouncy castle, and some parts of the platform would be pulled away to the side at different times and motorised blocks would go back and forth trying to knock people off. everything would be padded tho so if you got hit the life force skull didnt really appear where you were and then show you dying

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      TuragaNuju
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      Blatently a Corridor of Blades with the blades being foam.. for obvious safety reasons

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        Wolfshead
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        A Knightmare funhouse (definately without Pat Sharpe). It could have wellways in it as well as a corridor of blades, swinging axe room that didn't make it into series 4 pendulum room, corridor of spears (made of foam of course)

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          Hawk-MyTh
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          hows about locking elita up in the stocks and paying a couple of quid to chuck pies in her face

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            Wolfshead
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            What about a ducking stool

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              MoanaLiza
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              What about another simulated ride aboard Cpt. N's ship?

              ...with a giftshop selling Cpt. N's hats!

              hows about locking elita up in the stocks and paying a couple of quid to chuck pies in her face

              ...and you get a prize if five go into her mouth, all at once!

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                Wolfshead
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                A corridor of blades similation (foam blades maybe).

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                  TheMightyMartin
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                  A minecart rollercoaster would be essential, although perhaps without the crash at the end.

                  How about a full-size walk-in Knightmare game type thing, like the old Cyberdome Crystal Maze games that were at some bowling alleys?

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                  • BrotherStrangeB
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                    BrotherStrange
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                    What a great idea!

                    The Forbidden Corner 'theme park', in North Yorkshire, always reminds me of Knightmare. If they ever re-made the programme, it would be eye-shield heaven for producers.

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                      Ironlord
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                      I declare this thread the winner of the Thread Necromancy prize. Exhumed not once, but twice!

                      Besides, throwing pies into Elita's mouth is like shooting fish in a barrel... with a bazooka.

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