GG and the five stars of the YABB forum
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Just coz you're a blabbermouth, GG

How rude! I wonder if Festus could eat a calling name like yourself. Well dearie, only one way to find out. Festus- din dins! Fetch!
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Festus, come back to Mummy. Good boys! No, you can't eat 'im, he's apologised. Look, just take a bone then shurrupandgerroutofit! Good BOYS, Festus!
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Knew titles! Very knice! Thankyou.
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Pardon my ignorance but being a little new, I wondered just how many times I have to post to acquire a second star. It's a really cool system - was it based on the staff reward schemes one sees in these fast-food places?
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I think it's:
Posts Rank
0-50 : Knewbie
51-150 : Level 1
151-250 : Level 2
251-500 : Level 3
501+ : Knight
As you know, the Brollachan hungers for knowledge and was pleased to see this information posted for its perusal. However, it notes one necessary change:
51- 100 : Level 1
101-250 : Level 2
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It's a really cool system - was it based on the staff reward schemes one sees in these fast-food places?
Heh, if it is a fast food system, all those people wandering around here with one star are the sad spotty teenagers who have been positively forced by their parents and the need for cash to get a temporary job at MacBurger Ltd, and hate every minute of it.
However, by the same analogy, that makes me the 55 year old who's built up a "career" with the MacBurger franchise, and who after 37 years of working there even mutters in his sleep "Would you like fries with that?".
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What does that make us 4-stars?

Pretty much brainwashed by MacBurger's cruel regime, but not without hope of escape. You still get sick of the sight of MacBurger's own brand chicken sandwiches, the smell of the deep fat fryers and the sound of my voice shouting at you to serve the customers rather than chatting among yourselves about last Saturday's football scores.
Get out while you still can! To stay with MacBurger is to invite a life of misery, despair and medium sized soft drinks.
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I'll drink to that.
was actually the kind of one-star employee described above at a reputable fast food joint
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Assuming you mean the titles and stars, it's based purely on postcount. The following is what you need for each level:
51 - Level 1 Dungeoneer (2 stars)
101 - Level 2 Dungeoneer (3 stars)
251 - Level 3 Dungeoneer (4 stars)
501 - Knight (5 stars)
Hope that helps.
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Above where it says the number of posts, and for those that have one, gender. Some people have little flowers and running men and stuff (i'm talking to YOU gg)
What are they all about?
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