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    PookasRule
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    Do stone trolls ever get cold feet?

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      HStorm
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      When they're asleep, why do cavernwights make noises like the catacombite?

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        Velvet
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        When they're asleep, why do cavernwights make noises like the catacombite?

        Have you seen those trunks? Anything with a nose like that is going to snore like an old tractor.

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          HStorm
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          Owen says that dragons are telepathic so they don't have to go in for all the face-flapping we go in for, so why do Smirkenorff and Bhal-Shebah always move their lips when they speak?

          Is it Ah Wok's mobile emporium itself that plays that would-be oriental music when it's being rolled around?

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            Velvet
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            Is it Ah Wok's mobile emporium itself that plays that would-be oriental music when it's being rolled around?

            Not exactly. Hidden within his emporium is one of those bathing macaques. He sits in a hot tub and, when the emporium is carted along, he reaches across to a lever and turns it like one of those monkeys you used to see. He's a bit too 'Mr. Toad' to stick his hat out of the side to beg for money, though.

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              HStorm
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              If Lissard's middle name is Timothy, what's his surname?

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                BrotherStrange
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                Does Lord Fear have a seat in Parliament?

                If the Mines of Gore were linked to Dunshelm Castle by a short dwarf tunnel, why didn't adventurers just go straight down there-- bypassing Level 1 and 2?

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                  Velvet
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                  Does Lord Fear have a seat in Parliament?

                  If the Mines of Gore were linked to Dunshelm Castle by a short dwarf tunnel, why didn't adventurers just go straight down there-- bypassing Level 1 and 2?

                  Because the Knightmare quests were to test challengers for knightly qualities. Sending them straight down to level three would bypass 2/3 of the challenge, and negate the achievement of even getting to level 3 - not every dungeoneer could say they managed that.

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                    BrotherStrange
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                    Does Lord Fear have a seat in Parliament?

                    If the Mines of Gore were linked to Dunshelm Castle by a short dwarf tunnel, why didn't adventurers just go straight down there-- bypassing Level 1 and 2?

                    Because the Knightmare quests were to test challengers for knightly qualities. Sending them straight down to level three would bypass 2/3 of the challenge, and negate the achievement of even getting to level 3 - not every dungeoneer could say they managed that.

                    Thought as much By comparison, I just think Series 7 was better, in that they had to escape from the Sewers of Goth, but not using a tunnel.

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                      Naitch
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                      Did Lord Fear and Treguard secretly enjoy playing Squash together?

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                        Fidjit
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                        Why didn't Julie (Series 3) use the Green gem as a bludgeoning tool in self defence?

                        Why didn't Martin (of the same series) run forward when Morghanna appeared instead of sitting there like a basking lemon?!

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                          Gizensha
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                          Did Lord Fear and Treguard secretly enjoy playing Squash together?

                          Only as part of The Greater Game.

                          They didn't do it for fun like Mario and Bowser do with their karting when Bowser isn't kidnapping the princess.

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                            Naitch
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                            Who put the Bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

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                              BrotherStrange
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                              In one quest of Series 7, troll footsteps were used to hurry a dungeoneer up in a dwarf tunnel. How would a troll fit in a dwarf tunnel?

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                                Gizensha
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                                In one quest of Series 7, troll footsteps were used to hurry a dungeoneer up in a dwarf tunnel. How would a troll fit in a dwarf tunnel?

                                Very carefully.

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                                  Elita
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                                  On the timed causeways, (the ones with the Frightknight) why didn't teams ever try running their Dungeoneer right up the middle? If the blocks only drop when the sword hits the dot, I'd imagine most teams could outrun it.

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                                    HStorm
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                                    And why does the helmet on the life force clock have a feather adorning its peak and no horns, when the HoJ has horns and no feather?

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                                      Elita
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                                      What would have happened if the teams had refused to accept the various side-quests of S4 and didn't get the Eye-Shield? Would we have been spared all the pre-recorded sequences, or would it have been instant death?

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                                        HStorm
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                                        And did the branches of trees and bushes in S4 ever hit the Eye-Shield in the eye? Did it ever have to use Optrex after a quest?

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                                          Elita
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                                          Who would ever actually employ an assassin in KM? If they can be scared off by children making loud noises then they couldn't even take someone like Gretel.

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