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Parody of Gummi Bears theme + The One and Only (Chesney Hawkes)

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    Good work, Ricky. I hope Mellisandre Got Married is on the way.

    The following parody, of the theme song from the cartoon series Gummi Bears, features every dungeoneer name. Official recording of full song

    Jeremy, Kelly, Richard, January

    Cliff, Stuart, Jenna, Scott, Kathryn, Mark, Claire

    Douglas and Duncan and Dickon and Dunstan

    Oliver, Ben, Alex, Matt, Alistair

    Dungeoneers

    Questing everywhere and there and here

    Julie, Gavin, Leo, Giles, Sophia

    They are the dungeoneers

    Julian, Barry, Ross, Akash Ram-Tarrey

    Summayya, Maeve, Sarah, Rebecca, Martin too

    Neil, Chris, Helen, Nicky, Karen, Tony, Vicky

    James, Naila, Nathan, Alan, Simons - a few

    Dungeoneers

    Questing everywhere and there and here

    David, Michael, Daniel and Sophia

    They are the dungeoneers

    They are the dungeoneers!

    Michael Cule makes it clear to KM's production crew how he feels about playing Fatilla the Hun. Original song: The One and Only by Chesney Hawkes. Official audio

    I am the Hun and lonely

    (Oh yeah)

    Cule, me

    Fool be 'cause I'm lamer

    Stall me 'cause I'm dumber

    While I'm Fatilla

    I hate his scenes because they feel like filler

    And yeah

    It's great to be in Knightmare

    But this part's a sham

    Don't tell me you know best

    It is the same in every quest

    I am the Hun and lonely

    Just wanna be Brother Mace

    I am the Hun and lonely

    Get this moustache off my face

    I've been the Player heard when Mace laughed

    A Vogon on a spacecraft

    Now I'm stuck blopping

    Hinting that I eat sheep droppings

    Black-cloaked assassination,

    Green bran-dy transformation,

    Next year - I say with emphasis -

    I will play any role but this!

    I am the Hun and lonely

    Just wanna be Brother Mace

    I am the Hun and lonely

    Get this moustache off my face

    I can't wear this uniform

    On Watchers' cathode ray tubes

    Because it doesn't fit that well

    And they will see my man boobs

    Next year, I'll be your acting pillar

    If I don't play Fatilla

    Just Mace, that would be great

    And some big guy that guards a gate

    I am the Hun and lonely

    Just wanna be Brother Mace

    I am the Hun and lonely

    Get this fake hair off my face

    [x2]

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