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    Trial_by_Spikes
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    Glad this game finally took off.

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      I may get Festus set on me for this but here I go anyway:

      Why? I see nothing to warrant that, dearie.

      Incidentally, "no bottom jaw" is fabulous.

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        Malefact
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        Life Force Clock (the original and best): Very f***ing scary!!!

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          DavidNewton
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          I'll rise to the challenge, then.

          1. Magic too long
          • S4T1, where they cast "Transformation".
          1. Play a while...
          • ?
          1. Lilith loves humbugs
          • Sounds familiar, but I can't remember it.
          1. Simon, sidestep left
          • S4T4, and a great death it was too. <¦-)
          1. Squares, not steps
          • That one in Series 7 where they misunderstood the instructions on the Trial by Spikes.
          1. Not magic horn
          • S5T2, where they tried to offer the goblin horn to Scarkill
          1. Offer goblins present
          • Everyone knows which one this is
          1. Dark side delight
          • ?
          1. Green for girl
          • S8T1, they didn't understand the scroll
          1. Firestones no good
          • Can't remember.

          Not a bad attempt, if I do say so myself.

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
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            I'll rise to the challenge, then.

            The penultimate word in that sentence causes me pain.

            A very good attempt indeed. The questions came courtesy of the Brollachan, who of course doesn't know the answers, so no-one's in danger of being eaten for lack of knowledge. I'll leave it open for a while longer before revealing any answers people can't get.

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              DavidNewton
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              What, "challenge"?

              #8 could be S1T1, who died in the dark room, though I'm unsure about that one.

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                #8 could be S1T1, who died in the dark room, though I'm unsure about that one.

                Nope, sorry. This one's a good excuse to keep watching Challenge?.

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                  DavidNewton
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                  I can't watch it - I don't have Sky!

                  That's the reason that I was hoping that Challenge? didn't get the rights to the other series, because it means that I'll go straight from having a very rare collection of episodes to having an inferior-quality incomplete set.

                  Of course, I could always convince my parents to get it and stop whingeing. <¦-)

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                    Malefact
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                    I can sympathise with you, Wong: I am also without Sky.  😞

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                      Elita
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                      Olaf the Viking: Lootings, hootings, pillagings!

                      Elita: You Face Ache

                      Gundrada: Big f**king sword!

                      Brollachan: Feed Me Knowledge!

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                        Emii
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                        Elita: Little Gob Sh*te

                        Smirky: What? No fare?

                        Treguard: Big Boggly Eyes

                        Mrs G: Big Fake Nose

                        Motley: Attention Deficite Disorder

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                          Trial_by_Spikes
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                          Elita - never three truer words spoken. Spot on Emii.

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                            Trial_by_Spikes
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                            I must also add that I'm dead pleased that this is now classed as a hot topic - who would have thought my little game would have caused such savage comment by supposed KM fans!

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                              Debz_g
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                              Motley: Attention Deficite Disorder

                              Heh heh heh ever so slightly, although I dont remember Motley throwing Lego buckets at my nose (Nearly breaking it I might add!! ), nor him telling his sibling that they're a "Fookin Bar Steward!"- Nice!  ;D

                              You'll have to forgive me as my cousins have ADD/ADHD and its fantastic...And if you couldnt tell I was being sarcastic!  😛

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                                Malefact
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                                Cedric: Misbegotten Dog's Bottom!

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                                  David of Series 1 Team 1.... THE FIRST DUNGEONEER.

                                  Simon of Series 4 Team 4..... FUNNIEST DEATH EVER.

                                  Barry of Series 7 Team 7.... BEST CONTESTANT EVER.

                                  Gideon of Series 8 Team 2.... OH MY GOD!

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