Strife in a Northern Keep (parody of Life in a Northern Town)
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Wow, David hasn't posted here for three days. Must be losing your touch, mate.
If you actually want me to understand that remark, you may have to explain it to me.
Still the case, I'm afraid.
Original lyrics, Original song
O, Ed Welch's theme music played
And old Treguard lacked elven aid
Because Pickle, he'd gone away
No fae
And from an open bottle came
Worse than Gretel in a younger day
Pushing the fans away
(KM, ma-ma-ma....)
(KM, ma-ma-ma, KM)
Strife in a northern keep
She rapped on the stony ground
When he took the Staff of Light out
And 28 kids came down
To challenge
He said
"In Winter 1993
May questing bring Watchers glee
Iona Kennedy
But not Fidjit"
(KM, ma-ma-ma....)
(KM, ma-ma-ma, KM)
Strife in a northern keep
(KM, ma-ma-ma....)
(KM, ma-ma-ma, KM)
Dungeons not quite so deep
The first six came and fled
Watch the water hit Barry's head
As we followed him down
Through the sewers
And though he never was due to win
You could hear it written in his grin
And the troll fell out of sight
My my
(KM, ma-ma-ma....)
(KM, ma-ma-ma, KM)
Life in a northern keep
...
One year before its sleep...
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