The Foreign Knightmare Formats

[Malefact]

It's like when they tried to do an American remake of Dad's Army. In the best tradition of American humour, their version of "Don't tell him, Pike!" went down like a stone vulture!

[Emii]

Can you imagine a German version? That would be great:

"Ja, im Seriesen Vier hat der Advisor das Simon "Sidestrafen links" geguidet, und der Dungeoneer hat plummeten den Tackelblöck hinunter. Was für ein Prat."

Naja hier im fernsehserie vier hab' wir sehen der muschi Simon noch links von seiteschripp in der loch hirunter bei Block-tackle! Och - und so dumm bist, der Advisors plappst viel zu viel..."

Though I doubt the language would be that coarse lol...

[Trial_by_Spikes]

Translation please - I don't speak German - everyone else on this forum seems to do - including a man who's supposedly a fan of chinese culture.

[Billy]

Translation please - I don't speak German - everyone else on this forum seems to do - including a man who's supposedly a fan of chinese culture.

Hmm, wir mußten deutsche Sprachtests nehmen.

Nicht erhielten Sie irgendwelche?

[DavidNewton]

That wasn't real German - more just cod-German. I did learn the language for four years, with the result that I can read and understand it (well, most of it) but I find it difficult to actually form sentences or speak it for myself.

As far as Chinese goes, the only thing I can say in that language is "I am having a heart attack" ("Wo jue-de bu shu-fu" is the rough pronunciation). I can also write one word of Japanese, but I'm not sure what it means so that's a bit dodgy.

[Malefact]

Imagine having it scrawled over a t-shirt, and wearing it in China! You'll know if it's dodgy if you get picked up by the police!

[Emii]

Naja hier im fernsehserie vier hab' wir sehen der muschi Simon noch links von seiteschripp in der loch hirunter bei Block-tackle! Och - und so dumm bist, der Advisors plappst viel zu viel..."

Though I doubt the language would be that coarse lol...

(in David Attenborough voice) "And so, here in series four, we see the c**t Simon just sidestep down into the hole on his left in the Block and Tackle. Oh, and so stupid it was too - plus the advisors talk too much..."

[Malefact]

The look on Treguard's and Pickle's faces! Priceless!  

[Emii]

Must see it, as I still haven't!!! If anyone can get me a copy of series 4 would be much obliged, since out of work atm!!!

[Trial_by_Spikes]

Ct? Whatever next? Ck?

PS Original email should have said episode and not series. You'd have to be a pretty keen KM fan to watch a whole series if you didn't understand the language. French I'm fine with but German - wo wo wo, can't do that.