Knightmare Cheese!
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I was with a friend of mine yesterday who explained that he had been trying to come up with cheese-based celebrity names (Dairylea Van Cleef, Monterey Jack Nicholson to help put you into the picture) - on the way home, I ended up contemplating if there were any cheese-based Knightmarisms. I've managed to come up with some - all the cheeses parodied below are all listed on the Cheese.com website, and I've provided links to the actual cheese names within my Knightmare based offerings.
So then, here goes:
Gorgon-zola (Another name for Medusa?)
Emmentalisman (Series 2 Team 10's winning quest object)
Ba-Ba-Babybhal Shebah (a.k.a Red Leicester Death)
Conclusion; far from being just being a item of food in the occasional quest, I thought the humble piece of cheese could be given some additional Knightmare spin. Any others?
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Stileton?
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Marblehead Cheddar? That actually sounds real! I think I will wind a few people up with that one
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Here are some really stinky ones!
Stinking Bishop of the Black Monastery
Dair-Ellie, or Despairylea - possibly my favourite. g
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Has no-one said Motleyzarella?
And of course, cool, creamy Philadel-Fear.
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